BrianWilly: ...

Justin: ...

Chris: ...

Joey: ...

Lance: ...

JC: ...

*A minute passes*

BW: ...

Justin: ...

Chris: ...

Joey: ...

Lance: ...

JC: ...

BW: ...What??

Chris: YOU MORON!!!!!!!!

*Chris takes out a Justin bobblehead and chucks it at BW's face*

BW: Ow:(.

Justin: Hey, don't throw me!

Chris: Can you believe this guy? Can you believe the nerve of this little twerp!?

JC: Dude, calm down.

Chris: I will not calm down! I will speak until I bleed! Do you hear me? BLEED! I NEED SUGAR, DA**IT!!!!!!!!!!!

*JC takes out a Joey bobblehead and chucks it at Chris' face*

Chris: Ow:(. Thanks, I needed that.

Joey: Hey, don't throw me!

Lance: Look guys, I'm sure we can all discuss this in a rational manner...

BW: Chris hurt my feelings.

Chris: You deserve pain and so much more.

Justin: Can we not talk about pain? I'm very sensitive and it is damaging to my spiritual psyche to think about internal bleeding. I'd hate to have to break up this meeting just so I can go meditate with the lilies for a duration of Mars' Siderial Equinox.

BW: ...

Chris: ...

Joey: ...

Lance: ...

JC: ...

Justin: What?

JC: ...That...I...we...because...yes.

Lance: Okay everyone, here's what we know. FACT: Mr. Bigshot Webmaster Brian over here decided to take a break and let the website sit and collect dust for half a year without saying a word to anyone.

Joey: I felt unloved.

BW: I didn't mean anything, Joey...!

Joey: You've left me and hurt my feelings, you big meaniefart.

Chris: And for that I say we kill him!

JC: Chris...your pills...TAKE THEM.

Justin: Again with the pain! Can't we all just get along in a realmspool of soothing harmonious sanctity?

Lance: ...yeahsure. Anyways, FACT: BW is now returning to the website after half a year without so much as an apology to the people who truly mattered.

Joey: Meaniefart.

Chris: And for that I say we kill him!!

JC: Dude, you need to...

Chris: You take your dang pills. You need them more than I do.

JC: I know that but...

*Chris takes out a Lance bobblehead and chucks it at JC's face*

JC: Ow:(.

Lance: Hey, don't throw me!

BW: Wait a minute...to the people who truly mattered? I told the viewers I was sorry! I said it like three times, in that big long thingie I wrote...

Chris: Not to them, to us!

BW: Exueeze me?

JC: Dude, don't you think we deserve an apology for you just leaving your obsession of us all this time without even saying anything?

BW: Dude, don't you think the world deserves an apology for your hat in the Girlfriend video?

JC: That was LOW!!!

Joey: Meaniefart.

BW: Joe, I'm not a meaniefart. I just found other ways of occupying my time and...

Justin: Occupying your time? Have you obtained nirvana as of late, blighted one?

BW: Jigga wha?

Justin: Dude, purge your mind of worry and pain and begin anew...only then can you reach the Promised Lifestream.

BW: Dam**t Justin, whatever happened Ghetto Boy Blue!? Snap out of it! You're not spiritual!

Lance: Dude, see what we mean? You've been gone too long, you're out of loop with *NSYNC.

Chris: And for that I say we kill him!!!

BW: Will everyone stop saying "DUDE!?" Pant pant pant pant...

Justin: I'm a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave for you...

*BW takes out a JC bobblehead and chucks it at Justin's face*

Justin: Ow:(.

JC: Hey, don't throw m...forget it...

Lance: Everyone needs to just calm down for a second.

Joey: Hey, why does Lance get to be our spokeperson anyway?

Lance: Because I'm from Mississippi.

BW: Some things just...never change.

Lance: Besides, you know you love me, Joe.

Joey: Not right now, I only love you when you're getting me jobs. Right now I think you're a meaniefart.

BW: Okay fine. I admit it. I left everyone out in the cold because I had a mid-life crisis or something and...

Chris: Who said anything about mid-life? I'm not mid-life. I'm very young. And supple. And virile. I'm not mid-life.

BW: ...and it was a mean thing for me to...

Joey: COUGH!

BW: ...and it was a meaniefart thing for me to do so I'm very sorry.

Justin: The sooner that one recognizes the blemishes within one's soul, the sooner that one may rid oneself of said blemishes.

BW: Don't. Speak.

JC: Well I guess that now you've seen the error of your ways, we can move on.

BW: I don't think anyone is going to be doing any moving on until you fix that mullet-thing you've got going on recently.

JC: That was LOW!!!!

*JC takes out a Chris bobblehead and chucks it at BW's face*

BW: Ow:(.

Chris: Hey, don't throw me!...Wait a minute, what the heck am I saying? Yes, throw me! Use me to kill him!! Use me to KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!

Lance: Now that we got that out of the way, let's move on and think of what's going to happen with the site next.

BW: Well I was trying to do "A Day in the Life of Lance Bass" but it's really hard.

Lance: What? Why?

BW: Dude, you're not funny. You're not interesting. You go out and make business stuff. You're not interesting.

Lance: What do you mean I'm not interesting!? I am so interesting! My "Day" is gonna be funnier than all those other guys' combined! And stop saying "Dude!"

BW: What am I gonna draw, you signing a business contract??

Joey: Hehee. He's got you there, Lance.

Lance: What are you doing taking his side!? I thought you loved me!

Joey: Dude, I told you. Get me another acting job and I'll love you.

Lance: But but but...what about all those BBQs I cooked for you!?

Joey: Hmm, good point. I'm sorry, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking.

Lance: I love you, Joseph.

Joey: I love you, James.

BW: ...

JC: Well I do believe that settles it. Thanks for coming everyone, we got a lot done in this meeting.

Chris: Do we get to kill him now?

BW: Chris if you want to kill me so badly, take a photo of me and burn it. I'm tired, it's late, and I still have to go finish that Rod fanfic I'm working on. Not to mention those friggin' Digital Star Saga chapters. God my life is boring.

Joey: Rod's a cool guy. I love Rod!

BW: But Joey, you are Rod.

Joey: So? Make him cool, okay?

BW: Sure...

Justin: Word up, dawg. We gonn' be dun chillin', yo? Dis time fo' da hizzo on da izzo, ya dig?

BW: ...

Chris: ...

Joey: ...

Lance: ...

JC: ...

Justin: What? I got bored with it.