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Now it is time to smoke the joint. Find a comfortable place to sit, grab a lighter, and find an ash tray. Make sure no nosy neighbors are watching and get ready to enjoy yourself! |
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Lighting a joint can be hard sometimes. Especially if the joint is rolled badly, with loose spots on the end. This one was rolled alright, but there was wind, so the lighter flame ignited a long part of the end. Put the flame over the twisted end until the end lights. As long as only the very tip catches fire and starts to ash, it is lighted correctly. Watch out, though, because this is the part of smoking the joint where it will start running the easiest. |
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The joint is lit, so take the open end and breath in hard. Take a long deep breath off the joint and just keep on breathing it in. Once you feel you can't take anymore without coughing your appendix off, pull away the joint and take a fast deep breath. |
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Hold that smoke in. The longer you hold it in, the more it will affect you. Also, if you just breath it in and out, the smoke will be quite thick and very noticeable by curious third parties. If held in for a long enough period of time, it will become much thinner. Try taking small breaths every few seconds to help keep it down (also, the extra oxygen will push the marijuana smoke deeper into the lungs). Once it feels like you have no control over keeping the smoke in anymore, let it just float out. |
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Hoo baby, you can already feel it taking effect after the first couple hits. I'm not sure exactly why I took this picture but I am pretty sure it has to do with the next one, about the importance of ashing. |
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But yes, always ash your joints. Random ash all over the place at your house is just messy and lets people know that you're just lazy. Don't be a dumbass, keep your smoke spots clean. |
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Now you just enjoy! |
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Enjoy! |
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And enjoy! |
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See, here's the point where I become quite stoned. I have placed the camera in my lap and set off the 10 second timer, and then just start hitting the jay. |
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Yes, that's right. I'm a goddam stoner. La dee da. |
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From my back deck, this is what I see when I'm smoking. Don't you just love that big ass tree? I always just end up staring at it when I smoke on my back deck. Sometimes I wish it was a huge marijuana tree. Sigh. |
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And finally here is the roach! I just got too damn stoned to finish the thing, and it started to taste like ass. There are many options now for what you can do with your roach. You can either save it for later (but be aware, they smell strongly and taste bad) or just empty out the weed into a piece and smoke it there. If there is a really small amount in it, not enough worth saving, I usually just ball it up and throw it away into the bushes. |
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THANK YOU AND ENJOY |
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