SUPER STUDISM

 

BY THE EAZY D

5/04/04

 

 

 

         OVER THE YEARS I HAVE LEARNED MANY THINGS ABOUT BEING A SUPER STUD, PICKING UP SO MANY HOT CHICKS LIKE ITS SECOND NATURE TO ME.  I HAVE ALSO LEARNED ABOUT MANY MYTHS ABOUT THE SUBJECT.  WHICH I WILL EXPOSE NOW.  

 

MYTH #1: THE LADIES LIKE GUYS MUSCULAR AND TAN. 

 

THIS COULDNT BE ANY MORE FALSE.  SO MANY GUYS HIT THE GYM AND GO TO THE TANNING SALONS BECAUSE OF THIS, IT IS JUST A WAY FOR PEOPLE TO MAKE MONEY OUT OF OTHERS STUPIDITY.  THE CONSERVATIVE MEDIA IS TO BLAME FOR THIS.  THE LADIES REALLY LOVE THEIR MEN SCRAWNY AND PALE, BELIEVE ME, I KNOW THIS FROM EXPERIENCE.  I FIT THAT DESCRIPTION PERFECTLY AND THAT IS HOW THE CHICKS FALL INTO MY LAP.  THEY JUST CANT RESIST.  ASK CRAP ALSO, HE'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH.  THEN GO ASK SOME GUY THAT IS WORKING OUT DOWN AT THE BEACH, AND YOULL SEE HIM ALL ALONE, POSSIBLY WITH SOME MAN-BUTTER RUNNING OUT OF HIS ANUS.  SCRAWNY AND PALE POWER FOREVER!

 

MYTH #2 CHICKS DIG GUYS WITH NICE, EXPENSIVE CARS

 

THIS IS ALSO FALSE.  MANY OF THESE HOMOS WORK TOO MUCH TO PAY OFF THESE VEHICLES AND THEY DONT HAVE TIME FOR THE LADIES.  BESIDES, YOU GOTTA HAVE AN OLDSMOBILE THAT WAS MADE 1990 OR EARLIER, PREFERABLY A REGENCY, BUT ANY OTHER WILL DO THE JOB.  TRUST ME ON THIS.  PLUS, THE OLDER, LESS EXPENSIVE CARS HAVE MORE ROOM, ESPECIALLY IN THE BACK, IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE EAZY D IS COOKING.  AND IF YOU BECOME A REGIONAL FOOD SERVICE TRANSPORTATION SPECIALIST WITH A CAR LIKE THIS, WATCH OUT!  YOU WILL HAVE A HARD TIME KEEPING THE LADIES AWAY.

 

 

MYTH #3  WOMEN DONT LIKE TREKKIES

 

I GET REALLY PISSED WHEN PEOPLE START TALKING SMACK ON US TREKKIES (OR AT LEAST I WISH I WAS COOL ENOUGH TO BE ONE) LIKE THIS.  THEY ARE JUST FLAT OUT HATERS.  THEY ARE SO JEALOUS OF US.  JUST THINK ABOUT CAPTAIN KIRK, HE ALMOST ALWAYS HAD A BITCH.  AND THEY DIDNT CALL DR MCCOY "BONES" FOR NOTHING.  HECK, EVEN SCOTTY GOT HIS SHARE, HE COULD THREATEN TO CUT ALL THE POWER TO THE SHIP AND DESTROY ANYONE, WHAT WOMAN WOULD SAY NO TO HIM?  IM SURE SULU GOT HIS SHARE OF THAT SWEET ASIAN TANG, WHICH IS THE BEST KIND I MIGHT ADD.  THE CONSERVATIVE MEDIA ONLY SHOWS THE LOSER TREK CONVENTIONS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ALL OF THEM ARE LIKE THAT.  IN ACTUALITY THOUGH, MOST OF THEM CONTAIN SUPER HOT BABES JUST WAITING TO GET THERE SHARE OF SUPER STUDS, TRUST ME, IVE BEEN TO THEM.  THEY ARE ALL JUST LIKE A WILD ORGY. 

 

WELL THAT IS ALL I HAVE FOR NOW, IM SURE ALL OF YOU PLAYAS READING THIS HAVE YOUR OWN MYTHS THAT YOU WOULD LOVE TO DISPELL.  I WOULD ENCOURAGE ALL OF YOU TO KEEP THIS WHOLE SUPER STUDISM INFORMATION SESSION GOING.  ADD YOUR OWN WISDOM IN THE FUTURE.  UNTIL NEXT TIME, I AM OUT. 

 

 

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