At the party
the music was blaring
and I had been drinking
I felt an urge...
an urge to dance
an urge to tell jokes
an urge...
an urge to be the life of the party
OH HOW I DANCED!
AND SANG!
I thought for a moment...
that I was entertaining,
but what they saw,
what they really saw,
was a babbling drunk
standing on a table
naked...
with a lampshade on his head.