Some of these are quotes from other places, (movies, TV, Chicago trip, etc.) but they were all used during our infamous lunch table conversations.
Jodi: Is that Fidel Castro?
Jamie: So, I have to know, what is Bob Dole like?
Jodi: (during the "How to Deal" preview) Mandy Moore and her boyfriend have the same haircut.
Sam: That's not funny, Jamie. I'm, suicidal. In sixth grade, I tried to drown myself in the sink.
Jodi: I bet Bill Pullman gets a lot of pussy.
Jamie: Barry Bostwick has some large tightie-whities on. You know what that means.
Megan: Most of you in this room are invited to my birthday party.
Jamie: Bill Pullman helped those kids when no one else would!
Kristan: So, have any good sex lately?
Audrey: What a putzi!
Sam: (ass slap) Let the magic happen!
Jodi: DONKEYLIPS!!
Jeff: I'm getting a latte!
Audrey: Snicker Blitz? That sounds like a football play.
Kristan: This documentary that we have to make for audio visual class really sucks.
Everyone in the car: Are we in the ghetto?
Jamie: Excuse me, sir. Where do you keep your gays?
Sam: Oh my god!!!
I wanted to be an astronaut. But my parents said, "You can't. You're almost retarded. And your head is too big for the helmut." (Comedy Central Presents)
Why can't we have racism that is ignorant, but nice. Like, "You know those Chinese people, they can fly!" Or, "Those Puerto Ricans, they're made of candy!" (Comedy Central Presents)
Amanda: Creamy peanut butter doesn't have peanuts in it.
Megan: Maybe that is his treasure trail.(MY ALL TIME PERSONAL FAVORITE)
Stop that, Davey! (My episode of Silver Spoons)
Screw that.
Jeff: Are we on the bad side of Chicago?
HE AIN'T GONNA E-MAIL YOU! (Zach Galifinackis on Late Night)
Jamie: They're lost. Lost losers!
Jodi: ENGLISH!!
Oh Rexy, you're SO sexy!(Empire Records)
I know you stole my rake.(Zach Galifinackas on Late Night)
This Candy won't give you any cavities.(My episode of Silver Spoons)
David Duchovny was in Beethoven.
I had no idea things were so hairy in Bosnia.(Three To Tango)
Jodi: There's sperm on my shirt.
Amanda: Togas make me hot and sweaty.
La Scandal World Tour 2001
Jodi: ORGY!!
You've made your big gay bed, and you must now slumber gaily in it.(Three To Tango)
Kristin: You complain more than a woman with PMS.
Jodi: I don't get it! What's going on? Is this Our Town? Oh it's cool, I get it.
I noticed you had a hard time sitting down. Hot date last night?(SNL)
I got this from one of my best gays, because, you know, the gays love Cher.(MTV Cribs)
Jodi: Ikaika, sign my forehead!
Say my name! What's my name, bitch?!(Scary Movie)
Were you in a band?(Three To Tango)
Chick from Cerro Gordo: I drove 10 hours just to see O-Town.
Megan: Who is your Orgasmatron?
Kristin: Don't make me snap a Z!
Gay man on Jerry Springer: I'm moving on up like George and Weezie.
Shkunk!
Jodi: Don't just stand there bust a move.
Jodi: Do you sell fake vomit?
Jodi: It wasn't just some 3 second kiss either. It was a "Let's put Junior to bed so you and I can do the funky horizontal."
Jodi: What do the letters KY mean to you?
Amanda: I have blue goo everywhere!
Jodi: I'll pay you $50 if you convert your sexuality.
Man on It's A Miracle: HOY!!
Miranda: Do you wear speedos?
Jamie: (singing) I'm a survive...WHAT!
Everyone: Yo tango un umbligo.(English: I have a belly button)
Jamie: So...global warming.
Jodi: Do I look like white trash or a foreign war refugee?
Jodi: Let's go to Vegas and take in a drag show.
Chubby bunny
Kristan: Oh girl...you better recognize!
Kristan: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Jodi: Can I keep her?
Jodi: I like his...back.
Miranda: What are you wearing?
Jodi's Sister: Orgasmic sneezes.
Jodi: Move your ass!
Amanda: I'm never being Patrick Swayze ever again.
Jamie: Really?
Jamie: You look like a gay soldier. I'm going to call you Admiral Poopshoot.
Audrey: Megan, you have to go before I go again!!!!
Jamie: Okay, monkeys eat these.
Megan: TIME!!!!!!!
Jodi: We, as people, are in this.
Sam: My Dreamstreet is like a multi-lane highway.
Jodi: I want to find naked pictures of Dreamstreet!
Jeff: Up yours...I mean mine.
Jamie: It's not like we're eight, and if her mom is mad at your mom then she won't give us a ride to soccer practice.
Jeff: Sex me up, Precious.
Jodi: (singing and dancing) It happens everytime....
Megan: My Aunt Flo from down under is visiting.
Jamie: (pulling out of the turn lane at a stop light) FUCKING HELL!!!
Kristan: I've never heard you drop an F-bomb before.
Jamie: Bluegrass is the Devil's music!!!
Kristan: What kind of muffin is that?
We're not watching Rugrats All Growed Up, if that's what you're thinking.
Jodi: Truck drivers are sexy.
Jamie: Why was a twelve-year-old driving that van?
OAK RIDGE BOYS OR BUST!!!!
Jamie: Our "crew" is way to small.
OPERATION GET A HOMOSEXUAL
Amy W.: Did you say you dropped your tampon?
What did you think of The Exorcist?
I got worms!(Dumb and Dumber)
Jodi: Is that crack?
Kristin: One cont. of French dressing
Jamie: Maybe his "cell phone" wasn't big enough, if you know what I mean.
Jeff: Do you have Debbie Does Dallas?
Jamie:Can you handle this?
Audrey: He's short.
Jodi: He bought them hot dogs!!
Jamie: Why are you such a putzi?
Jamie: Snicker Blitz on two! Ready, break!
Jodi: Yeah, for our teacher Mr. Garfarfar.
No, no, screw you.
What did he play?
A person. Duh.
Jodi: Yeah, that should be stopped.
Jodi: No, I'm lying.
Megan: (calmly) I'll go after Derrick.
Megan: Feces!
Matt: That says bandanas, not bananas!
Audrey: Denial!
Jamie: Its a twice baked potato.
Jodi: We don't need a big crew. Quality not quantity.
Oh, the funniest movie I ever saw?
Kristin: Yes, crack comes in pill form. Now the man is going to eat some weed.