My Daddy said: |
It's about time to introduce yourself, Jaydah. |
Whatever that means; |
let me just tell you a few things about me. |
| On December 2003 at 12:54 (I missed that lunch...), I was born after 19 hours of hard labor. | |
| Oy, don't smile now... I was gentle, MUM was | |
| the one who kept pushing me out. Now that hurt, so I just | |
| turned and gave her a bit of a hard time. | |
| Either way I just popped out and all these people said: Oh no, look at all that blood, hair... what a | |
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mess. Well I don't know, but I tell you, I think |
| I liked it better 'inside'. But they would not let me back in [BUGGER, as Daddy always says.] | |
| So I stayed with my parents and my new Brother and Sister. | |
| And here is what has happen to meso far: | |
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Those are my new shoes, mum says... |
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Daddy, THAT is a puta ? |
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Looks great, really, really I mean that.. |
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Dad ? Actually I don't care ONE biiiiiiit, I am hungry !! |
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Mum ? Can I trust that man, is he ok ? |
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Look at me, all messed up, but hey, that stuff tastes yum |
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Ahh, nothing beats a nice sleep after a good meal...burps |
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What is that horrible flashing light ? Cant a decent girl get some sleep here.. |
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Hmm Daddy says: This is your Sister.. Whatever a sister is, as long as I can sleep |
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And this is your Brother, mum told me |
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And this is another one with all those hair in his face, but I like him |
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And here are we, all happy. I think those two love me, don't you reckon ? |
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My what ? Auntie ? okok just how many are there in this Family ? |
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Daddy says better a hand there so people can see that I have a cute little head only. |
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I like it, even without his hand. |
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Being a baby is a damn hard job, hang on, here is that Aunt again... |
| Now, go home, let me be, I need sleep, seeyas laters on the next page that is | |
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