"Mr. Achille is chill, hes like...got chill in his name!"
- Yoshi Myers
"Don't you know those little number things?"
- Allen Yang (refferring to Bible verses)
"She's ugly, it's not her fault. [No, she's pretty, but she gets constipated a lot.]"
- Courtney Shapiero [Alex Finder]
"You can't leave the children orphan. You can't just delete their parents."
- Ms. Steelman
"What school did you go to Mr. Kang? [I'm a middle school dropout.Wait, isn't that illegal?]"
- Physics Student [Mr. Kang]
"I prefer the natural log myself. [Mr. Kang is all natural]"
- Mr. Kang [Garret Drayna]
"What does that mean? [Come here so I can stab you in the eye!]"
- Rahul Venkatesh [Mr. Szafran]
"Ari, you have the best mannerisms. [You think?] Yeah, they're really cool!"
- Yoshi Myers [Ari Freilich]
"Don't say anything about me! What? Fuck You!"
- Sara Butters
"When, you say protons, do you mean marbles?"
- Stephen Groves
"Isn't a topiary where they grow plants with dolphins? [Are you on acid?]"
- Miranda Beck [Mr. Savett]
"I'm sure some of you play with your bodies all the time."
- Mr.Savett
"The Fishes are Locatables. [Aman, did you say bitches?] Yes Ms. Steelman, the bitches are Locatable."
- Aman [Ms. Steelman]
"The WMDs are not Locatables!"
- KchuK
"Don't be curious Kevin, curiosity killed the cat, you don't want to kill any kittens, do you? [I thought it was if you masterbate, then a cat dies.] That too. [Well, what if I get curious about masterbation?] Then they all die."
- KchuK [Kevin]
"You totally made my mad, dad at me."
- Aman
"[Maybe he's beating off in the bushes outside your house.] I have some sexy siding, don't I?"
- [KchuK] Zhongjia
"Yay obesity! Let's all get fat!"
- Mr. Hakopian
"Look at how much it's snowing and look at how much school we're having."
- Emily Sax
"40,000 crates of Opium, that's certainly not enough for Churchill..."
- Mr. Sunshine
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