ya baby, I'm eeeeeeeeeevil. And proud of it. The dark is much more fun.

And as I said Angel didn't notice a thing, he had the look of constipation, due to reliving his past, as well as worrying if he should switch hair gel brands, cause this one was not spiking his hair enough.

"Now where were we." Spike sais as he grabbed Valerie around the waist bringing her down to straddle him. "Now I remember. "

Spike slid his hand up her leg and thigh and grabbed her ass roughly, pulling her closer to him.

*CRASH-BANG-THUD*  *UUUMMF*  *ow* veronica said in a small pained and emabarassed voice.

Valerie breaks the heated kiss and looks toward the room across from theirs. Both their doors were open so she had a clear veiw.

Valerie rolls her eyes. "That would be Angel you just tripped over."

"I'm so sorry, I just caused you pain." Angel said as his constipated look became deeper ingrained on his face, as he began reliving that moment of Veronica tripping over him and getting rug burn on her knees. "How's my hair?"

"You soddin wanker, just shag the bint. S'what she's waitin for." Spike yelled growing more impatient at the constant interuptions. "Baby, lets leave these gits here and find another place to........have a rough and tumle." Spike growled sexily.

Valerie and Spike got up to leave the apartment.

*BANG-SPLAT* *ow* Veronica said as she tripped and fell to the floor.....again.

"I'm sorry." Angels anguished voice sounded through the apartment.

Spike and Valerie rolled their eyes and closed the door.

When the got in the elevator, the glanced at one another and smiled as Spike pushed the stop button.

val.

You . are. so. BAD!! LOL Are we sure that she doesn't need glasses for when she opens her eyes in this tale? Or some night vision goggles!  Wait, *whimpers* who do *I* get to trip over?!! *pouts and stamps foot on Angel's hand*

"OWWWWCH!"

"Oh, sorry, you better go crawl up to your Veronica again.."

"But, the pain...it hurts........and my soul is so heavy....and my hair gel is sooo crapy!" Angel cried out.

"Oh, just go and get her!"

Cat

Spike grabs Valerie and shoves her up against the elevator wall. It looked like a wall, but it didn't feel like a wall, it was hard, yes, but also soft.

Spike cranes his neck and listens intently as he rolls his eyes."Oh soddering bloddy hell. I know you're there. C'mon mate, don't have all day, gotta a woman to do and places to shag. Show yourself."

There was a small rippling effect then two half dressed people appeared before them.

The man had dark hair, slightly mussed and ruggedly handsome good looks, dark peircing eyes and dimples when he smiled back. "What do you think we're trying to do. The people in the apartment below us kept banging around, we could here them through the floor. She's kinda klutsy, and he has some kind of hair fixation." he said not trying to cover his bare and well sculpted chest and abs.

"Ya, needed to leave. Had to have my man right now, in many different ways." She purred nipping at his ear. Her hair was mussed too and her shirt was undone.

"Yeah, you're not wrong, I'm feeling the same way." Valerie said pushing the button on the elevator. "There are two elevators baby."  Valerie said running her nails down Spikes bare chest and stomach, carressing the treasure trail.

Waiting for the elevator to let them out Spike turned to the other couple.

"I'm Spike. This is Val. Who the hell are you. You're not human mate. Can tell."

The man and woman smiled. "Not fully no. I'm Cole. And this lovely feline..is Cat.

When they got off the elevator and went into the next one, Spike listened and smelled intently before he smiled and dragged Val in.

Moans and groans , whispering and screams of pleasure came from both elevators, and could be heard for at least three floors.

Meanwhile..........

*ow*

"I'm sorry."

val.

AHHHHHHHHHHH, nice one.

"Fine if ou want to go, go. But let me tell you this." Valerie leaned in and whispered something in his ear.

Spikes jaw hit the floor and then he smiled lustfully as the doors opened.

"Spike, get over here, you're supposed to be in love with me. It's in the script. And because I'm the star, and because i can do this." Buffy raised her hand and flipped her hair.

Spike not taking his eyes off Valerie finally spoke. "Sod off Buffy. I'm hers now, she has something you don't."

"No she doesn't. I'm the star. It's in your contract." Buffy replied.

"Ya, well your quittin the show, I may get my own show and be the star. Not that it matters, cause my character, though secondary as it was, was way more popular than yours. She's got somethin I like." Spike growled as he reached and grabbed Val by the waist and pulled her to him.

"Ya, And what's that?" Buffy asked disdainfully.

"My girl her is double jointed." Spike said as the elevator doors closed.

Buffy turned and walked away.

Meanwhile.........

"What did you do to my hair. It's flat, no body or shine, and it's green." Angel said near tears at the looks of his hair in the mirror, all the while wondering why he could see his reflection, you jnow, cause he's a vampire.

*ow*

"I'm sorry."

Spike and Val in one elevator. Cole and Cat in the other, could be heard the rest of the night.

The tenents of the 20 story building were stuck using the stairs.

val.

"You could have fooled me." Val said still shaking from the sexcapade.

"What? Oh, bugger, not that. Happy. You make my soul rise, as well as other parts of me he said wickedly as his hand grabbed and played with her breasts. "Could go for a fag though."

Spike pulled out his smokes and handed one to Val.

As they lit up the wall shimmered and Cole and Cat appeared.

We're taking a small breather thought we pop in for a minute." Cole said. All the while Cat was grabbing and carressing his ass and chest.

"Only for a minute mate. We're leavin. Know this other place, want to take Val there. Literally of course." Spike said as he took a draw off his smoke.

"Ya, us too." Cat said licking Coles neck and making him shudder. "We're going to the park." She said rubbing up against Cole.

Spike rolled his eyes. "Balls."

"What baby?" Val said as she rubbed the inside of his thigh.

"That's where I was taking you. You know, the swings . Alot of fun they are pet." Spike said hungrily.

"We can still go." Valerie said looking at Cat and Cole.

"Sure the more the merrier." Cat said as the stpped out of the elevator.

"And not only do they have swings, but also a teeter totter." Cole said to Spike as they left the building.

Spikes eyes brightened. And Valerie threw him a big grin.
"Oh.......baby wants to play."

Meanwhile............

Angel sat there looking at his reflection, still wondering why he could see himself, but loved being able to see his hair.

All of a sudden his hair started to fall out. 'Oh my god' Angel thought."No amount of gel will fix this.' "Veronica what have you done." She turned from her seated position on the floor and saw him sitting there.........bald.

She started to crawl over to him, but her hand slipped and she fell to the floor............again.

*ow*

"I'm sorry. What about my hair?"

val.

"Insulant fools" Prestididgitator thought as he stared at these mere mortals with amusment.

"Their wreched lives revole around these two whinny wimpering whipped weak excusses for vampires" a snikker excaped his lips.

"Ink-a-bink, a bottle of ink. The cork fell off and you stink."
 Veronica chanted over and over. But unbeknown to her Prestididgitator was chanting at the same time "Fuckis duckis spellis suckis" and poof.

A chuckle excaped Veronicas mouth as she looked at Angel. She thought' would he know,no he cant see his reflection. Decided to keep quiet. Angel not wanting to let on that he couldnt see himself just agreed he was fabulouse.

He walked out of the room with a one foot hight green afro.

"Now its time for an intervention with spike" AHHH hahahah heee heheheh.

Pres.

And finally with that all over Val closed the door,  It was time for Spikes intevention.

She nonchalantly walked him over to their wagon wheel, Their sick and twised but very fun sex toy and began to tie him to it. "Yes you saucy bitch tie them hard." Spike screamed in elation. Then all of a sudden he stopped as his eyes flew wide open with the most uncomfortable look on his face.                                            

Then they both herd it , a laughter so corney the didnt know wether to laugh or be afraid.

Then  Val turned around to face Spike again. This time there was something wrong, something different in his eyes. The fire of machismo, his mojo missing.

"Untie me pet, I need a drink." As he stepped down from the wagon wheel Val noticed the vibrator sticking out of his well toned ass. He pulled it out , got dressed.he just sorta stood their for a second.

"Dont worry love just goin out for a nippy,was that bar The Broken Whistle that had all those sailors in it?"

"That was my greatest of feats yet Ive turned Spike gay." Prestididgitator laughed. He then turned and walked into his room. "Ahh Ayna my doll what are you here for Im expecting Cat, Shawna, Val and Veronica." Then an evil grin poped onto his face."You know GP is comming to and I think you would be more than welcome do you wanna stay?"

"Sure Id love to" she said rather anxiously

"Good hold me right here while I put this tassle on and after go get my pink teddy".

Pres.

Val and Cat stood there in shock, listening to their men going at it in the woods. Cole and Spike were very loud and vocal.

"What the hell just happened here?" Cat said a little disheveled, you know, from all the sex in the park with Cole.

"I don't know. No gay man would have thought to use the teeter totter that way." Val said. She too was disheveled, cause of all the great sex with Spike.

"Was wondering if we were gonna catch up with you."

Cat and Val spun around too see Cole and Spike walking up to them from behind.

Val and Cat looked at each other then looked in the direction of the woods, where sounds were still coming out loud and clear.

Spike and Cole stilled at the sounds of their own voices in ecstasy.

"What the bleedin hell is that?" Spike said as they all went to the woods to find out.

They stood there watching themselves go at it a little horrified.

Cole and Spike rolled their eyes in unison. "That's not us." Cole replied.

"You couldn't tell us apart from bots. Bloody wonderful." Spike said watching the display disgustedly.

"I don't swing that way. Not to put you down mate, but you don't have the right parts." Spike said to Cole.

"No offence taken. You're not my type either. Prefer something....a little more soft and supple." Cole said as he sexily moved towards Cat.

Spike smelled the air. "You had sex with 'em." Spike said staring at Val and Cat.

"Well, yeah. We thought they were you. He's built like you...........in every way." Val said as she grabbed him and rubbed his crotch. "Come here beby, wanna go on the teeter totter." Val smiled invitingly, promising naughtiness.

"Let me apologize, make it up to you for having great sex with a Cole bot." Cale smiled as she pulled Cole to one end of the teeter totter.

He sat down and she straddled his lap, of course they were both naked.

While Spike sat on the otherside as Val straddled his lap. They too were both naked.

Cole pushed up entering cat.  When Spike end hit the ground it brought his legs up  and pulling himself out of Val until he pushed up, and entered her again.

*UP* "oh Cole"

*DOWN* "Oh Cat"

*UP* "Oh Spike"

*DOWN* "Oh Val"

And the bots could still be heard in the wooded area.......enjoying themselves.

Meanwhile...............

Angel was so absorbed at looking in the mirror, even though he really had no reflection, he was ignoring Veronica.

Just then Giles comes busting through the door.

"Angel, there's a prophecy. You have to come now. Spike left Buffy, so they need a you back to play her souled vampire lover." Giles said looking at his hair. "What happened to your hair?" Giles asked.

Angel held his wig on and burst into tears.

"Oh. Hello. Rupert Giles. And you are." He asked Veronica, giving her a sexy look over.

Veronica got up off the floor and pushed Angel away as she started walking toward Giles, drooling slightly.

"Hey........ I'm Veronica. Nice to do you,,I mean meet you."

*CRASH* "ow" Veronica said a she tripped yet again on the carpet, even though there was nothing to trip over.

"Are you alright?" Giles asked as he looked at her through wrinkled brows.

"Uh huh, I'm fine." Veronica said starting to rise.

"No need to stand. I'll come down there." Giles said as he bent down to the floor and kissed her hungrily.

And in the corner you could still hear Angel crying over his hair.

val.

"YOU." Pes yelled as he grabbed Veronica by the arm.

"Hey, let go of me." Veronica said struggling to get free of  Pres' hold.

"Not 'til you tell me what the hell you're trying to pull here." Pres replied tightening his grip on her arm.

"Huh. What the hell are you talking about?" Veronica replied truly dumbfounded.

"Everytime I'm about to start shagging Val here, in a blink I'm somewhere else and have to go looking for her, only to find her with a Spike bot. And also getting feeling that I'm gay, which I'm not, so I have to fight those feelings." Spike said looking at Pres. "Hello cutie." Spike said to Pres and then rolls his eyes. "Bloody hell. See what I mean."

Pres nods and tightens his grip even more. "That's just cruel, make a guy think he's gay, when he got a great peice standing beside him." Pres said as he looked at Val.

"Yeah, you're not wrong mate. She's double jointed." Spike said as he cupped her ass.

"Okay, what's going on. And let go of me." Veronica replied.

"You did this." Wesley said coming to the group. "Oh and thanks for the great sex by the way.

"What?" Veronica said puzzled as Angel entered the room.

Angel grabbed Pres' hand and removed his grip from Veronica. "Don't touch my woman." Angel said posessively. "What's going on here? I'm gone a few days with my woman here and we come back to this." Angel said looking at the group.

Valerie broke the silence.

"Cat, where did Cole go?"

"I don't know." Cat replied looking around the hotel.

"Well if you didn't do this, and none of us did. That leaves only one person." Spike said.

Everyone spoke in unison as they rolled their eyes. "GP".