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QOUTES Buffy- I�m the Slayer. Slay-er. Chosen One? She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The. Oz- None else exists either Buffy is all of us. We think therefore she is. Xander- What am I gonna do? All I think about is sex all the time. Sex. Help. 4 times 5 equals 30, 5 times 6 equals 32. Naked women, naked girls, naked Buffy. Oh stop me. Buffy- Gosh Xander is that all you ever think about? Xander- Actually� Bye! Oz- I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy, contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist. Wesley- Buffy, you will go to the Gleaves family crypt tonight and fetch the amulet. Buffy- I will? Wesley- Are you not used to being given orders? Buffy- Whenever Giles sends me an a mission, he always says �please.� And afterwards I get a cookie. Xander- Long gone. Probably loaded with supplies. Gotta Think. I can�t believe I had sex. Okay, bombs. Already, dead guys with bombs. Cordelia- I demand and explanation for Wesley. Xander- Uh� inbreeding? Buffy- Hmm, I know you don�t that�s �cause you�re my friend. You�re my Xander-shaped friends. Willow- Okay, but do they really stick out? Xander- What? Willow- Sore thumbs. Do they really stick out? I mean have you ever seen a thumb and gone, �Wow! That baby is sore!� Xander- You have too many thoughts. Giles- Alright I�ll jump into my times machine, go back to the 12th century and ask the vampires to post pone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show. Buffy- Okay, at this point you�re abusing sarcasm. Willow- Tell me about it. The other night I dreamt that Xander� uh it wasn�t Xander in fact it wasn�t me. It was a friend�s dream and she doesn�t remember it. Cordelia Quotes When did you become Martha Stewart? Hello? How stupid are you? She�s a Slayer. I�m a Homecoming Queen Xander, why are you giving me a lap dance? And I wish Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman. And Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair. What could we talk about? Oh, Hey! How about the ethics of boyfriend stealing? Hello! Can we deal with my pain, please? Oh Buffy it�s like we�re sisters! With really different hair. Oh, he�s a vampire. Of course. But the cuddly kind, like a carebear with fangs. Pieces? We get the pieces? Our job sucks! We didn�t come here to talk about Willow. We came here to do things�I can never tell my father about because he still thinks I�m a� good girl. Are you going, like, Stalker Boy on me now? Who died and made you Elvis? And keep your mom-aged mitts off my boyfriend. Former! Hey, if Sunnydale High School shuts down forever do we automatically graduate? Hello Salty Goodness! Pick up the phone and dial 911 this guy is gonna need some serious Oxygen when I�m done with him. Morbid Much! Wow! There�s a demon for everything. Know your losers. Once you can identify them all by sight, they�re a lot easier to avoid. This is all about me! Me, me, me! I don�t think anyone should have to do anything educational in school if they didn�t want to. |
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