Sharks Where They Shouldn't Be:
HALL OF SHAME!!!

The following sharks have broken one or more rules or just suck too much to be allowed on the front page.

This one has obviously broken the rule of no flying sharks.  Also, there is what appears to be a purple bra on the shark's head which is mildly retarded.  Additionally, Liz is in it and everyone (especially myself) hates Liz, so, you know.

This one broke the rule of the shark not being in a fluid-like substance, but that's not my biggest problem.  The biggest problem with this one is that whoever was playing the game is probably one of the worst Tetris players in existence...so much so that the first frame has two floating blocks.  Oh yeah, and it's a GIF and not a JPEG.  Why don't people listen?

This picture really doesn't break any rules.  It's just sub-par.  Since I have that same shark in the very bottom picture on the front page, you all know that it's about 100 times larger than it is in THIS picture.  Also, the blending where the shark and the water meet is very poor and it made me weep openly.  I would additionally like to point out that if you check the file name of this image, "bear" is spelled wrong.

Wow, let's see...a shark coming out of a fire?  I'll let you figure out what's wrong for yourself.  And yes, that's the same shark as the last two.

I'm not even sure why this was even made since the original picture that it was blatantly stolen from features a bridge that closely resembles the Golden Gate.  Someone obviously went out of control with the blurring on the helicopter and the shark has a nice white border around it.  However, the real problem is that the shark isn't nearly as close to the soldier is it is in the original, which doesn't give it that sense of immediate danger that appeals to me so much.

The JPEG compression on this one is just horrible, almost to the point where I can't even look at it directly without getting a headache.  The guy is sexy, I guess.

The supposed "author" of the previous picture sent me this in retaliation for rejecting his original piece.  I guess he's trying to imply that I'm some sort of shark-ish pedophile that roams the malls in search of prey.  I guess he also doesn't realize that the majority of the world doesn't even know who C3 is because that's not my damn name, but that's ok.

NO FLYING SHARKS!

This one I actually liked, but it was far too profane to put on the front page...thanks Andy.  Is that a penis?