How to Spank A Woman
Make a big long deal out of pulling her skirt up or pants
down and take forever tugging her panties down, but not
all the way off.
Make her feel like a princess and a brat at the very
same time.
Put your hand on her bare bottom before you spank.
Lecture her so softly she has to strain to hear you
and she prays you stop talking and start spanking.
Position her carefully back and forth over your lap
until everything is just right. (Take the keys out
of your right front pocket lest her squirming gouge
a gash in your thigh.)
Place your left hand on the small of her back.
Then tell her how much you care about her (love her,
if appropriate) and then spank her con brio.
(Southpaws should reverse the hand positions)
Spank her until she can’t stand it anymore.
Then give her five more slow spanks. This will be hard
for you to do, but make them harder than before.
(As you may wind up, too)
Gently pluck the panties from her ankles, and with
a flourish toss them across the room.
Then it is on your lap for some cuddling and solace,
while remaining stern and insisting she needed the
spanking.
Warn her that next time, it will be harder and with
the implement she fears the most.
Return to a real-life mode but without her panties on.
As you let her up off your lap, gently brush her nipples
with your hand.
Run your hand through her tangled hair and then down
her neck.
Tell her she is a good girl.
But she is a good girl only because you care enough
to spank her bare bottom.
