Conducted by Robert Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice
Abbreviations: RVW=Robert Van Winkle, FAG=The Narrator (Exit=Doggbone52 Enter=The Narrator)
RVW: Hi Doggbone, Wassup?
FAG: Nuttin much, just been doin my thang wit BDogg187.
RVW: What exactly is that thang may i ask.
FAG: Runnin Big C.O. Entertainment for the "Nine Uno"
RVW: Sorry Narrator but its now the year 2000 which in pretty fly slang is "Two Gizzelle". "Nine Uno" is when i had my hit album "To The Extreme", don't you remember?
FAG: How could i forget that Van Winkle, that album inspired me so much. It was the first time i saw you cool hair cut. Thats why today i still sport the blond streak in the front of my hair & the zig zags on the side of my head & in my eyebrows.
RVW: Cool. So how'd Chronic Overload get started?
FAG: Well one day i realized that "Hey i havent got any friends at school so i might as well make friends on the internet". I felt the best way to do that was to visit sites made by SDE, Mr Bennz & The Disciple, & then steal all there news & exclusive audio to make a bomb site. I did that with making West Coast Flava. But then on the worst day of my life, somebody demolished the site i worked hard on. That incident got me so depressed that i became skitzofrenik & because of that The Narrator was born. No more Doggbone52. So now when i was the Narrator i continued to conversate with Doggbone at dre2001 forum for a few months until i finally let go of him. I then made Big CO. BDogg187 joined several months later because i was scared that if i ran it by myself again i would be victimized to another hacking of my site.
RVW: So i guess the experience of having your site hacked has really tramatized you & effected your life?
FAG: Yes. I'm so scared. I have trouble sleeping at night. I cant trust anyone, even my own partner BDogg187. At night time i tie him to the bed not only because i have a fetish for bondage, but because i'm scared he might get up & hack my site. Heck i have nightmares about my other personality Doggbone hacking my site. Its been a real nightmare.
RVW: What do you have to say about those accusations about you stealing news & audio from other sites?
FAG: All those people like Bennz & Disciple are lying. I get my news & audio from my AOL pal JN who is Suge Knights grandson.
RVW: What about the accusations of you lying about the 2001 leftovers you were recieving from Santa Claus?
FAG: I wasnt lying. I swear. I emailed Santa my wishlist & he replied telling me he would send it through email. I havent recieved it yet because i have to wait till chrismas day & i also have to be good for goodness sake.
RVW: So when is Be Heard goin to be released?
FAG: July 2000
RVW: Hey Doggbone...
FAG: DONT CALL ME THAT. Please. It gives me nightmares.
RVW: Ok sorry Narrator, we are already past July. We in November now. So when is it coming out?
FAG: Errr...Aghhh...Errr (Sweating nervously). NEXT QUESTION!
RVW: Who has influenced you in terms of music?
FAG: Well you of course, MC Hammer, Bobby Brown, Shaq, Marky Mark & Snow.
RVW: Is it true that your favorite is fudge?
FAG: Yes. I like BDogg187s fudge the best though.
RVW: What does BDogg187 cover his fudge with?
FAG: Some of that sticky icky icky. Owww Weee!
RVW: So he makes chronic fudge?
FAG: No that other sticky icky icky. But he does have chronic fudge in between his ass crack.
RVW:This says here as a teenager when you were in your 17s the girls used to want to come over and you always turned red in the face and kicked them out to go "play in the mud" -- fill me in on this.
FAG: Well its funny you mention that because where i'm from i like to get down and dirty and roll in the mud naked with my BDogg187 plus i really don't like women i like you i like to grease my dick up and put on Too The Extreme.
RVW: There is a rumor going around that someone walked by Big CO Entertainment studio and asked to see your equipment and you showed them an old pair of drums & some bongo's you bought from a garage sale was to make your beats -- what's this all about
FAG: Well to tell you the truth its truth i have nothing to hide at all i mean i'm a fucking faggot i cried hard when you got hung outside i window by Suge Knight.
RVW: I heard you met BDogg187 when you were on a trip with your aunt to Utah in the back woods of a camp ground -- then you guys hooked up to form Big CO Entertainment and chronicoverload.com-- tell me about this
FAG: Yeah i took a trip to Utah near the backwoods and i met BDogg187. He was cute but thats another story.but i was looking for a head webmaster and he offered to suck my dick for that job and from there we hit it off big.
RVW: Is it true you used to shove a shovel up in ya if you know what I'm sayin?
FAG: hmm (licks his lips) I'm going to be having a contest for the first 50 people that either call or email me they names are put in a drawing to see who gets to ram my asshole inside out.
RVW: Anyway nice interviewing you. Now i know you wanna suck my vanilla dick so get busy man!