- The Infamous "Trip to the Hospital"
Michael: Because I was passed out for most of this experience, I guess it's technically not so memorable (for me at least). This was the night I claimed the bench outside of the club. A night of many Firsts: 1st time I passed out while dancing, 1st time I passed out in the bathroom, 1st time I got kicked out of the club, and 1st time I realized how cool my friends really are. Allen drove me to the hospital, and Wendy was there too! Thanks y'all!
- The Night We Owned the Club
A road-trip to Columbus, GA and hopes for picking up chicks at the night club, Al Who's Place! But no -- no chicks, only an empty club. Sadly, all we had was our little glowsticks...and our OWN DJ...and our OWN bar-tenders... our OWN bathroom... and best of all, our OWN dancefloor. No, it wasn't too sad. How many times in a life-time does one OWN the club. Not to many I'm sure.
We all wish Wendy could have been there, sorry babes...love ya! We also can't forget the happiness we felt after Allen had crossed four lanes of traffic just to come back to dance with us! It was great, Josh tried to make us leave by Michael pulled out the old "middle-finger stare". We were saved by Allen's return.
- The Drunken Brawl
Ahhhhhh our first fight at the club! The fight started as we walked out of the club and a Mexican asked us for a light. Allen did a really bad mock of the guy's accent and they got pissed. But on the way back to the truck, we had to stop by the dumpster to pick up Scott. He had thrown himself in...don't ask. Anyways, the Mexicans started to follow us back and started to talk shit. We were cool until they threw a bottle of beer at Allen, and then all hell broke loose. Allen was tearin' up some guy, while Scott released all his hostility on another guy. Josh kept yellin' "NOOOOO! Scott!! NOOOOO! Allen!". And Michael was all trying to break up Allen, yellin' "DUDE!!". Allen's sweater and kahkis were retired that night due to them being torn to shreds. And somehow Christie got ran over and pushed to the ground. Sorry Christie. After that we went to Steak & Shake to eat. Just another night out with the Drunken Clubbers!
- The Night We Separated Then Reunited
Wendy, Josh and Michael wanted to go to the club, but nobody else did. So we decided to go the the Whiskey River. On the way there we saw Allen and his friend Mike on their way to Rock-a-billy's. Dammit! That sucked, we hate the River! Michael got drunk at the River all by himself. He was too depressed to even go to the dancefloor. Eventually, Josh and Michael ditched Wendy and headed for Rock-a-billy's. But Michael was in no mood to pay another 10 bucks, so Josh paid for him. We headed straight for our section of the dance floor. We OWNED that corner, and we knew that's where Allen was going to be! When he saw us his face lit up with happiness! So did ours. We had only been apart for a couple of hours, but it seemed like much longer.
- Allen & Michael's Night Out
This night was the "bomb". We went to the club together, dressed to kill. We had chicks checking us out from all corners of the club. We even met these two girls on the dance floor, Tracy & Heather. We gave them our numbers and they met us at the Steak & Shake, where we had a lively discussion on Minute Maide Lemonade, amongst other things. Then we took them out for a night of drunken bowling. It was unforgettable. We picked up chicks, how cool is that! We should do that again sometime!
- The After-Party Parties
- The night Michael discovered you can order a Minute Maid Lemonade at the Waffle House. This was Allen and Michael's favortie drink (non-alcoholic). Michael ordered it as a joke and the waitress actually got him some. Cool!
- The night at Steak & Shake when Michael spilled Coke all over Wendy. Allen and Michael laughed the whole rest of the night. It was hard to stop laughing for some reason. Sorry Wendy.
- The night Scott and Michael ate a pile of BBQ chips at Scott's house. They were good and went down quick. They also came back up quick too! Oh Well.
- Drunken Bowling Should Be An Olympic Sport
Sometimes we go bowling after we're drunk. That's always interesting. One time we tried to type in our names into the computer but they came out all wrong. ScoXX. WendI, Micheel. And also that damned foul line kept buzzing everytime you stepped over it; it was pissing us off!
- Scott's Drunken Binge
Scott: I won't ever forget the night I got so drunk and I kissed this girl I threw up in the trash can right next to her. Well, she put her tongue to far down my throat. But after I threw up I went to the bathroom and threw up then passed out. All I remember then was Allen pulling me out of the trash can. Thanks Allen. The next morning I realized that my hat and wallet were gone. So I canceled all my cards. But the hat was gone forever. Later that day I found my wallet under my pillow. Thank God.
- Scott and Sierra's Night with the Pigs
On a Thursday not long ago, Sierra spawned an idea to be the 1st women to ever drive Scott's car. So she got him as drunk as she could, short of puking, and offered to drive him home. Great plan until he started playing Disturbed on the radio and her speeds exceeded the recommend amounts and she was pulled over by a Bibb County Sheriff. The pig didn't buy her story until he did a sobriety test on Scott and he failed miserably. FIRED!! I guess he learned his lesson. Guess who's not whooped. I hope the rest of you boys learned a lesson from this story.
- Battle of the Bands @ Comedy Café
This night was great! Josh, Christie, Scott and Michael went. Sierra was there too, she was working. That was the 1st time a Drunken Clubber had served us alcohol, we had the inside deal! Our drinks had more alcohol in them, or so we were told. Michael finally got drunk! It has been a while. At one time during the show they played Techno music in between bands. Michael got up and started dancing in between the tables at the Cafe. Everyone around him stood and cheered for him! Later that night, Scott and Michael ran into some drunk dude. He was all talking shit and Scott was getting mad. We moved away from that guy, but later he found us against a wall in another room. He asked us why we left him. Michael replied, "I needed the wall! I just needed the wall, dude!". But the drunk dude still bothered us and Scott was ready to kick ass. But we left, and went to Waffle House where we scarfed down hash browns! (Later that night as legend has it: the drunken dude was found at another Waffle House and finally got the ass whuppin' that was coming to him. He is currently serving time in jail.)