This brown cesspool in front of you is what is known as THE SHIRE. It is one of the many Phase I buildings in Middle Earth. Phase I basically means there's no ethernet, and smaller, and older. In front of it, there's the pile of toilet paper that the Middle Earth Housing people put there as a temporary storage. So not only are we practically in the worst part of Middle Earth, we also get jacked cuz our beautiful exterior is always marred by all the crappy toilet paper they put there.

This is the suite where my room is. For some reason or other, it is called the NP suite, or Natalie Portman Suite. I think Andy put up too many pictures of her and they started calling it that. What's goin on: Jason's about to whack Andy with a couch pillow. Matt's chillin' on the left, as well as Christina and Melissa on the right.

Here's Andy in his room with all the phonebooks he stole. Ask him to look YOU up.

Here's the camera pointing the other way. A typical room in The Shire---small, messy, and old.

There's Alvin, Andy and Jason in front of Diane's room. Check out Alvin's 'do. He likes to call it the shortcut.