| Valentines Day |
| It's that evil day again, maybe I'll slit my wrists, Better yet I'll catch that nasty little Cupid and beat him with my fists, That little bastard never did anything for me, I'm gonna get him this year and my revenge is deadly! I'll rip off his wings so he can't fly, I'll fill his diaper with Icy-Hot and watch him cry, I'll shoot him full of arrows from his own bow, And when he screams for mercy, I'll torture him slow, That diapered little dwarf won't get away from me, hear what I say! I'm gonna squeeze his neck till his head pops off---Happy Valentines Day! |