| Traffic |
| Stuck in traffic; that's the way it goes, The guy in the car behind me is picking his nose, The woman over there is fixing her hair; All I can do is sit here and stare, My lane is slowest it always goes this way, My luck goes from bad to worse with each passing day. The car in front of me is moving much too slow, I have severe road rage, I think you should know, I thought about switching to the lane next door, It's not moving either, WATCH OUT YOU STUPID WHORE! It's all a conspiracy to drive me nuts, Every driver but me is an ignorant putz, I'll just sit here with my dreams of violence, If the DMV was smart they'd revoke my license. |