| Ode To The Olympic Gymnasts |
| My coach wants to put me on steroids, My ass hit the beam so many times I know I'll have hemmorhoids, The testosterone shots grow hair on my face and chest. Pretty soon I'll have teeny tiny body builder breasts, My legs are stubby and I have no neck, I don't really care, what the heck! I'm ready to join the cast, I'm gonna be an Olympic gymnast. |