| No, Go, Tell |
| I was watching Greco Roman wrestling last night at 11:30, I didn't like it, It made me feel dirty, Those men were riding each other on that mat, Somebody please change the channel STAT! I squirmed in my chair and covered my eyes, Just when the challenger grabbed the other guy's thighs, Their hands were in places they shouldn't be, This isn't fit for network T.V., It makes me sick and queasy to watch, Especially when one's face lands in the other's crotch, The ancient Greeks used to compete in the nude, I really don't mean to be so horribly rude, But this sport is gross enough Without them rolling around in the buff. |