| Cup a Soup |
| Cup a Soup is the devil's work, It doesn't matter if you sip or slurp, I burned my mouth cuz it was too damned hot, I screamed and spit it right back in the pot, My tongue is on fire and my skin is raw, And for all that it didn't even taste good at all, Now I have to mumble when I talk and I stink of garlic, I hope my advise to you on this topic will stick, I know that you might think me obssessed, But Cup a Soup is demon possessed, Trust me and leave the soup on the shelf, It'll be much better for your oral health! |
| For Jezabell who requested that I write this. I hope your mouth feels better! |