| "When Walt Disney Bosses Get the Blues" Tune: "When God-Fearin' Women Get the Blues" by Martina McBride. (Spoken) It was a pretty little TV station that always played the highest quality programming, and it all looked so promising, we never thought anything would happen like this, but then, all of a sudden, twenty-five years of being their own bosses, down the drain.... Hmmmm The company was purchased For a hundred thou They�re at the mercy of their new owners now Well there was weepin� and wailin� All over the house The day they found out their company Was now own byyyy a mouse Nail down those networks Nail down those trusts Nail down those sports teams Before they float away in pixie dust Nail down lesser studios There�s no tellin� if they�ve heard the news Call everybody everywhere Tell them what they don�t nail down they�ll lose When Walt Disney bosses get the blues There ain�t no slap-dabba tellin� what they�re gonna do Run around yellin� �I�ve got a million, gonna buy somethin� Then we�re gonna make big money Feel the need to expand the company Then we�re gonna make biiiiiiggggg Biiiiiiiiggggg Mo-o-ney � Warn all in Florida Warn Cal-i-forn-ai-ay Warn all the residents Tell them Disney�s expandin� their place Now it may be a �Goofy� passtime A little �Dopey� sounding too But call everybody everywhere Tell them Disney�s on the loose When Walt Disney bosses get the blues There ain�t no slap-dabba tellin� what they�re gonna do Run around yellin� �I�ve got a million, gonna buy somethin� Then we�re gonna make big money Feel the need to expand the company Then we�re gonna make biiiiiiggggg Biiiiiiiiggggg Mo-o-ney � It was such an injustice It was so unfair As for the Saturday morning schedule They�re showing reruns of Gummi Bears When Walt Disney bosses get the blues There ain�t no slap-dabba tellin� what they�re gonna do Run around yellin� �I�ve got a million, gonna buy somethin� Then we�re gonna make big money Feel the need to expand the company Then we�re gonna make biiiiiiggggg Biiiiiiiiggggg Mo-o-ney � Back to Non-HoND Song Spoofs Back to Index |