| HoND Outtakes Esmeralda: Are you always this charming, or am I just lucky? (swings candles at Phoebus, but Phoebus doesn't raise his sword in time to block her, candles end up in Phoebus's mouth) Phoebus: (spits out candles) How many times to I have to tell you, AIM FOR THE SWORD!!! |
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| (During the table scene, Phoebus sneezes from under the table and pokes his head out.) Phoebus: Director, when was the last time you dusted under here??? Quasimodo: Hey, we're on film here!! Frollo: Take number 19, I can't believe this!! |
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| Quasimodo: But suddenly an angel has smiled at me, and kissed my cheek without a trace of..(pricks his finger with the carving knife) YOW!!!!!!! Offscreen voice: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN HOW TO CARVE WOOD??!??! Quasimodo: Well excuuuuse me! I'm an actor, not a wood carver!! |
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| (During the stake scene, Quasimodo swings in on the rope and crashes into the stake.) Esmeralda: AAAAAAAHHHH!! YOU THINK YOU'RE SAVING MY LIFE HERE?!!! YOU'LL HEAR FROM MY LAYER!!!! |
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| Phoebus: Will you tell her that? Will you? Quasimodo: If you go, now! Phoebus: I'll go. Now....will you...put me down, please? Quasimodo: (realizes he picked Phoebus up) Oops, sorry! (puts him down) But hey, you handled that well! Hey, I've got an idea! Let's keep that in the movie! You know, zoom in on our faces until he asks me to put him down, then zoom out an reveal that I picked him up without trying! Don't you think that sounds funny? Phoebus: (rolls eyes) |
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| (Esmeralda throws the helmet to hit the soldiers, but Phoebus doesn't duck in time: the helment hits him in the forehead and knocks him out.) Esmeralda: OH MY GOSH!! (runs up to him) Phoebus, are you all right??!?!?! Director: (runs onto the set) YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MISS HIM!! Esmeralda: Hey, it wasn't MY fault! He was supposed to duck!! Director: (examining Phoebus) Doesn't look too bad, but he'll be bedridden for at least a day! This delays our filming EVEN MORE!!! (Filmhands carry Phoebus away on a strecher.) Esmeralda: I suppose this wouldn't be the time to demand a larger salery.... |
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| Esmeralda: This is Phoebus. He's wounded and a fugitive like me. Phoebus: (regains consciousness) Ooh, what a woman!!! Director: CUT!!!! Phoebus: What, aren't we filming that scene? Esmeralda: No, you were knocked out by that helmet, and the dircetor was yelling at me that this would delay filming, so I thought we could film this scene now... Director: ENOUGH!!! NO MORE OF YOUR BIG IDEAS!! Esmeralda: Okay, but I still want a larger salery! |
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| Quasimodo: (coaxing the bird to fly) It'll be fun, the jugglers, and music, and dancing...(removes his hand from under the bird so he can fly) Bird: (falls) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Quasimodo: (peering over the railing) Uh.....oops. Hey, maybe you should attach wires to him....after his bones knit..... |
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| Phoebus: Uh, permit me, I'm Phoebus. It means "Gun Sod." Esmeralda: (explodes in laughter) Director: CAN'T YOU EVEN REMEMBER ONE SIMPLE LINE?!?!??!?!?! |
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| Quasimodo: Will today be the day? Are you ready to fly? Hugo: (spits nest out with the bird still in it) PLEACH!!! I can't take this anymore!!! Quasimodo: You just ruined another take!!! Hugo: I don't care! I have other job offerings that don't require me to hold a bird in my mouth!!!! |
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| Phoebus: That's hitting a little below-the-belt, don't you think? Esmeralda: No, THIS is! (tries to hit him there, he doesn't block in time, and, uh, you can guess what happens after that! ) |
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| Flik: Isn't it great, Heimlich? Our first day of shooting! I can't believe you talked them into making A Bug's Life 2 for real! Heimlich: FLIK!!!!!! WE'VE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!!! Flik: What do you mean? Isn't this A Bug's Life 2? Heimlich: NO!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN A 2 MOVIE!!! WE'VE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE NOW!!!!! Flik: Well then WHERE are we?? (Camera cuts to Frollo showing Phoebus the ants on the balcony.) Phoebus: What are we going to do about it, sir? Frollo: (brings the stone down on the ant colony where Flik and Heimlich are) Flik/Heimlich: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
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| Quasimodo: SANCTUARY!!!! SANCTUARY!!!!!! SANCTUARY...(head falls off the dummy Esmeralda) Ooops! (starts laughing) You know, maybe we should just get a stuntperson for her? Have you ever thought of that? |
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| Phoebus: (ducks Esmeralda's helmet) Ay Caramba!!!! Director: CUT!! Look Phoebus, I really don't like that line. Can anyone think of something better? Esmeralda: How about "What a woman"? Phoebus: "WHAT A WOMAN??" You almost cut my head off with a helmet and you except me to praise you???? Director: Hey, I like it! Thanks Esme! Okay, let's do the scene again, and Phoebus, this time say "What a woman!". Phoebus: (glares angrily) (They REALLY WERE originally going to have him say "Ay Caramba" in that scene!) |
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