1. eddy merckx connaissait mon père
2. rims, pumps and panniers
3. eddy merckx connaissait mon père (10-Speed Mix)
We at christöphilax are gushingly proud to announce the unleashing of a new 14" extended play single, eddy merckx connaissait mon père
1. eddy merckx connaissait mon père
2. rims, pumps and panniers
3. eddy merckx connaissait mon père (10-Speed Mix)
We at christöphilax are gushingly proud to announce the unleashing of a new 14" extended play single, eddy merckx connaissait mon père
This audio artefact commemorates the recent transcontinental odyssey of the excruciatingly fit cultural workers at PLAYTIME IN OMSK, who have traversed the great United State or America on two wheels.
Our admiration is magnified by the knowledge that PLAYTIME IN OMSK executed this feat whilst wearing high school baseball trousers and without recourse to performance enhancing drugs or modern toilet facilities.
We at christöphilax commend this staggering display of mental fortitude and physical endurance in the highest possible terms.
We at christöphilax salute all who chafe against their limits.
(Fluorescent spandex shorts with a technologically reinforced gusset were worn by all members of christöphilax for the duration of the research, development and recording process. Please note that, in keeping with stringent ideological considerations, christöphilax always dress to the left.)
This audio artefact is available at no cost. For more details, potential auditors should contact christöphilax
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