christöphilaxmaschinemuzik

1.  tristes presentimientos de lo que ha de acontecer
2.  on queer street
3.  you are mr. big ears and i claim my ten pound note
4.  ich bin nicht mehr
5.  necropsia in the bedroom
6.  wanker or fairy?
7.  father cornelius horan
8.  a thousand gâteaux
9.  the return of diprotodon
10. slow worm
11. the topiarist of obscenity
12. a child's christmas in hell
13. l�œil de gabès
14. christöphilax's own double entry
15. ralf und jarno







Potential auditors are encouraged to read the following notes on christöphilaxmaschinemuzik:

1. tristes presentimientos de lo que ha de acontecer
cf. the power of christöphilax compels thee

2. on queer street
a radical anthro-etymological intervention that further maps the socio-linguistic territories so eruditely charted by 391's "on carey street"

3. you are mr. big ears and i claim my ten pound note
all the fun of the fair. a callow youth, a spectacularly endowed older man and the insidious drive of late-capitalist teleology

4. ich bin nicht mehr
der zorn gottes

5. necropsia in the bedroom
everyone's worst nightmare: an overweight, middle-aged death-metal band from Mexico City violates the sanctity of your boudoir in the dead of night and performs a two-hour acoustic set

6. wanker or fairy?
cf. christöphilax's as-yet unreleased "pork or plaice"

7. father cornelius horan
christöphilax cogitates on the work of a leading catholic intellectual

8. a thousand gâteaux
christöphilax's first documented duet with the rising french child rapper, fatgirl; a bawdy culinary interpretation of the collaborative works of the Morecambe and Wise of post-war French philosophy

9. the return of diprotodon
the behemoth of the pleistocene stops by the studio to take calls from listeners

10. slow worm
christöphilax respectfully imagines one day in the life of the lowly anguis fragilis

11. the topiarist of obscenity
by day a bookish, mild-mannered neighbour. by night, a slave to vulgar aesthetic urges, he prowls suburban gardens transforming your shrubs into grotesque spectacles of the most outlandish and ingenious pornography

12. a child's christmas in hell
christöphilax recollects festive seasons spent in Criccieth, Pwllheli and Abersoch

13. l�œil de gabès
cf. khyber pass

14. christöphilax's own double entry
a further elaboration of the ideas tentatively explored in "the year of the pettifogger" (on itch)

15. ralf und jarno
beers, queers and understeer. gemeinschaft or drive-shaft?