1. an internationally known young violinist sodomised by his own (very expensive) instrument
2. new heights of cheerful incompetence
3. flourescents turn everyone into christöphilax
4. mr. (patel) pharmacist
5. the dignity and humility of the american olympic athlete
6. the greatest song ever
7. the unsavoury truth about the canadian brass
8. rhinophyma
9. an imagined collaboration with robert poss
10. professional proofreaders of the world untie
11. in the hospital with an amputated leg
