quotes

"Being a bitch isn't going to help the 'everyone-hating-you' thing."
-Jamie Ullrich, a friend of mine, upon realizing that her behavior at that moment may not have been appropriate in her effort to improve her image.

Okay.... This is a nice grouping of random quotes that struck my interest. I hope you enjoy this group as much as I do. Come again soon, I'll be adding new ones! -Chris

"I personally don't let anyone touch my boobs, and I'm happy that way. Well... I mean...."
-Natalie Magallanes.

Natalie: What are you doing tonight?
Chris: I'm studying like a butt.
(I was trying to say that I had a BUTTLOAD of homework, and I was going to be studying like a MO-FO. They meshed, and I got this.)

"That's what you get for eating MEAT in ENGLAND!"
-Natalie Magallanes, thinking of a cake design for a "Congratulations on Recovering From Mad Cow Disease" cake.

"Women have many faults,
but men have only two:
everything they say,
and everything they do."
-Natalie Magallanes.

"If a woman doesn't have a fly buzzing around her shoe, she's not going to have one buzzing around an idea."
-Natalie Magalanes, quoting a dream she had.

If you have your own, CLICK HERE AND SUBMIT IT, YOU MORON! (Just kidding... you're not a moron.)

"What?"
-Antoinetta Bertucci, in response to Natalie's dream-quote.

"Shameless!"
-Andrea Wong, in response to my repeated plugs for Amazon.com (help finance my college education by clicking on the link and making a purchase!!).

"Maybe you should.... get a life?"
-Andrea Wong, discussing my devotion to my highly exciting website..

"I rapidly learned that my childhood trick of plugging my ears and yelling at the top of my lungs while running in the opposite direction didn't work on my new boss."

"Li'l Bill," as quoted on Ruminations at topfive.com (a terribly funny site!!).

"While I'm fullly aware that money can't buy happiness, I wouldn't mind being known as 'the melancholy guy who drives the red Lamborghini Diablo.'"

George Olson, as quoted on Ruminations at topfive.com (a terribly funny site!!).

"God had to make a rough draft in order to make a perfect final product."

-Honey Hamilton, explaining why God created man before woman. (This does not reflect my personal beliefs! She insisted I put this up here! I love you, Honey, but I'm not sure guys are allowed to male-bash...).

"I'm taking a vow of poverty. Right after I go shopping on Friday."

-Jamie Ullrich, discussing frustrations regarding financial situations.

"Peanuts!"

-the uber-wealthy Philanthro-Nancy, during a game of Monopoly, when required to pay over a thousand dollars in rent, as per the rules of the game.