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| ALL ABOUT AOTEAROA |
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| This Is New Zealand................ |
| That Top Part Is The North Island Where Sexy People Like Me Are From. The Middle Bit Is The South Island Where Everyone Looks The Same And Call Each Other Dad. The Bottom Bit Is Stewart Island. No One Cares About Stewart Island. |
| This Is My Hometown Auckland.......... |
| It May Not Be The Greatest City In The World But It Shits Over The Rest Of The North Island. And Those Poofta Wellingtonians Hate Us For It! |
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| These Are Sheep............... |
| Contrary To Popular Belief Not All New Zealanders Enjoy Sexual Relations With Them. Only South Islanders Are Into That Kind Of Thing. |
| So You Are So Intrigued That You Wanna Learn Even More About This Wonderous Land? Well By All Means Fell Free To Continue The Magical Journey. |
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