Imortalised In Cartoon.  Could This Man Have Been Any Bigger?  One Thinks Not?
To The Extreme He Rocked The Mike Like A Vandal.  Light Up The Stage And He'd Wax A Chump Like A Candle.  With Those Lines Vanilla Ice Made A Mark On The World That Would Never Dissapear.  He Was White And He Couldn't Rap But He Really Did Try His Very Hardest And In The End Isn't The Most Important Thing Not Whether You Succeed But That You Try Your Best.
Vanilla Ice?  How Does One Man Come To The Decision To Live His Life With Such A Stupid Bloody Name?  Well If You Were Born "Robert Van Winkle" I Don't think You Would Find The Decision Too Hard Either.
Aside From Long Walks Along The Beach And Nights Cuddled Up In Front Of The Open Fire Vanilla Ice Also Enjoys Sitting In The Corner Of His Room Listening To Classic CDs Such As "To The Extreme" And Shielding Himself From The Pain And Humiliation By Wearing Dark Glasses. 
A Movie Soundtrack To A Flick Where Ice Spends Around About 83 Minutes Riding Around On His Penis Extension Of A Motorbike Jumping Over Fences That Magically Appear Out Of Nowhere All The While Managing To Keep His Hair In Perfect Place.  A Masterpiece.
A Sure Sign That 6 Months Later Vanilla Ice Was Out Of Ideas And Lyrics As He Couldn't Even Put Any Real Effort Into A Proper Album.  This Was His Follow Up To "To The Extreme" And It What A Marketing Ploy It Was To Put All The Same Songs Onto Another CD And Add The Sound Of Screaming Crowds.  A Sure Money Spinner!
Apparently This Little Effort "Hard To Swallow" Was "Critically Acclaimed" Which We All Know Is Really Just Code For "Sold Fuck All In The Stores".  Still Vanilla Refused To Change His Name And So He Continued To Suffer The Consequences Of Having A Name That Sounded More Like A Brekfast Beverage Than That Of A New Skool Metal Rapper.
Vanilla Ice's First Attempt At Getting All Serious And Hard Core On Your Ass!  How Did He Ever Expect To Succeed Without The Vanilla Ice Posse By His Side Though?  Perhaps This Is Where It All Started To Go Wrong.
New Skool Vanilla Ice Means No More Silly Hair Do.  Instead Mr Ice Has Turned To Silly Goatee Manipulation Instead.
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