That Yellowy Background Can Only Mean One Thing.  That's Right Despite The Fact That He Is Not Actually Dead MC Hammer Finds Himself Recieiving The VH1 Behind The Music Treatment.  You Know You Are Truly Washed Up When BTM Are Knocking At Your Door.
Although MC Hammer Would Eventually Become Famous For "Those" Pants It Is A Known Fact That For The Cover Of His Breakthrough Album "Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em" He Was In Fact Wearing No Pants At All.
Having Heard About Vanilla Ice's Plan For World Domination MC Hammer And His Ever Loyal Army Of Cardigan Wearing Homosexuals Were Ready To Pounce.  So Long As They Didn't End Up "Pouncing" On Each Other First That Is.
Hammer Time Now Generally Involves A Whole Lot Of Hallelujahs And Amens.  Here We See Rev Hammer Whipping The Crowd Whilst Out Of Picture Grandma Hammer Is Getting That Organ Cranking!
MC Hammer Was Always A Real Gentlemen.  The Kind Of Guy That Would Give You The Shirt Right Off His Back.............Even When It Was Right Before A Photo Shoot.
As We Know MC Hammer Made Quick Work Of The Millions He Made In The Early 90's.  Perhaps His Biggest Investment Was Having His Own Penis Gold Plated - Here Hammer Is Seen Holding His Erect Gold Schlong.  Beautiful Isn't It!
MC Hammer - Possibly The First Person To Appear On The Cover Of Rolling Stone Magazine Wearing Incontinence Pants.  It Was Seen As A Breakthrough For The Worlds Many Incontinent Music Fans.
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STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                                           HAMMER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
MC Hammer Or Multi Racial Ken In Silly Pants?
Karate Hammer - Hammer Time Sensai!
Urkell Time!  MC Hammer Or Televisions Favourite Super Geek?  Truly An Unsolved Mystery!
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