Fun things to do at Walmart!

1. Put M&M's on layaway.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
4. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
5. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
6. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
7. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
8. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
9. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
10. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
11. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
12. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
13. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
14. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
15. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
16. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
17. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" >
18. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" >
19. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
20. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
21. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
22. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
23. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
24. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
25. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.
27. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

*BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit.