150,000,000 whiny netsurfers can't be wrong. OK, actually they can be, but they're a pain to deal with, so my provider has had no choice but to adopt policies forcing me to put these warning pages in place. You're about to enter the Usenet archives. There may be profanity and/or links to other offensive material ahead. Like you didn't know that.

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