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"It isn't even July, really. I don't understand how you expect us to celebrate Earth holidays when the calendar doesn't exactly apply to us anymore."

"Well that's what it is at home, so if we ever get to go back, you'll need to remember what month we're in."

"...why would I need to do that?"

"Gee, I don't know, maybe remembering birthdays. Or what the weather is likely to be."

"I never pay attention to those things anyway!"

"Somehow that doesn't surprise me."

"And anyhow, I doubt you know the words to my national anthem."

"I've got the 'Oh Canada' part down. What more do I need? Now shut up and eat your damn cake."