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�It looks nothing like me.�

He snorted in amusement as she made a face and put the package back on the shelf. �Wouldn�t it be creepier if they did?�

For just a moment, she pictured an army of action figures with her face, staring up at her with tiny soulless blue eyes. She shuddered. �Yeah, good point.�

The gray-haired figure next to hers had a Try Me button, so he reached out and poked it. He smiled as it whined, �Oh for cryin� out loud!�

�They got that one right, at least,� she laughed. She turned it around to read the back of the package. �Look, they�re advertising a full range of �O�Neillisms� in its vocabulary.�

�Includes �D�oh,� �Yeahsureyoubetcha,� and �good morning, campers�,� he read over her shoulder. �God, I miss hearing that.�

She pressed the Try Me button on the next figure. �Indeed,� it boomed.

�Please tell me it says more than that,� he teased, nudging her with his elbow.

�Oh, you�re such a riot.� She rolled her eyes, then spotted something that made her grin. �Well, well, well, look at this. �Daniel Jackson � with new resurrection action�!�

He couldn�t help but laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. �I die sixty million times and they make a sales pitch out of it?� He shook his head. �That�s just so... typical.�

In the end, they bought one of each figure and a package of Jaffa soldiers. After all, what were SG-1 without firefights and mortal peril?