I Said Don't Touch Anything

"Look what you did!"

"Oh, you meant don't touch this button."

"You little bastard."

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"Oh for God's sake, you may look five, but no one said you had to act like it, you jerk."

"I'm not the only one who's looking a little diminished, Rodney."

Rodney sputtered in outrage and sprang forward, intent on tackling the similarly-miniaturized Colonel Sheppard. His leap was aborted as Ronon snagged the back of his oversized jacket and held him at arm's length.

"It's your turn to explain things to Weir," he told Teyla, rolling his eyes.