Pastafarianism

"His Noodliness descends in human form!"

"...what the?"

"Daniel, they're all looking at you."

"Lalalalalalalala..."

"Uh...well this is new..."

"Actually, this used to happen to us all the time. Being mistaken for gods, that is."

"But never by pirates. I'm pretty sure I'd remember that."

"Our faith has been unshakable, oh great Saucy Master! We beg of you, reward us! Take us to the holy beer volcano and the stripper factory!"

"...what?"

"Colonel, Daniel, look at this...they have a shrine over here to their god. It almost looks like an Ancient."

"Oh boy...Daniel, they think you're the Flying Spaghetti Monster."