Beware the Aliens

The figure looked tiny against the massive mothership that hovered over him. He fired his Beretta at the UFO, but the craft's shields deflected it. In a panic he tried to run, only to be caught up in a green shaft of light. His teammates ran after him and tried to stop it from taking him, but it was too late. The flying saucer's abduction beam sucked him right up. Only one man can save him now, and that man is-

"Jack? What are you doing?"

Jack hurriedly covered his doodle-covered report with his hands. "What? I wasn't doing anything."