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| Chrisscovery Channel |
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| Once again we focus on the vagincuntes, the tribe of female mammals prone to fighting, eating, and sleeping most of their days. Some of these amazing specimens have been caught, and are now being studied. Lets take a closer look....... |
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| Here is the habitat of the vagincuntes.....scientists think when scared, the vagincuntes run up in the trees and throw their feces on the other vagincuntes they dislike. |
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This is the first vagincuntes studied in captivity. Named Ginas Vaginis (Latin for Ghetto Native). Scientists speculate it sleeps with furry animals to get in touch with its violent nature. |
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This is thought to be a mating dance of the vagincuntes. Three vagincuntes get in a group and attract a mate by pretending to only like the same sex. This intices the males to stare endlessly at the female vagincuntes, and go into a catatonic state. During this process, the vagincuntes quickly mate with the males, and then eat them soon after, usually by biting their heads off, as seen in the earlier episode of Chrisscovery with Morris Barbis and Sammis Spearis. |
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aThis is the look of a vagincuntes before she actually devours a male. First she erects her body to stretch out her stomach for easier digestion, then pounces on the male, and asks, "Who's your Daddy?!" Then flicks her tongue out and eats him whole or just the head. |
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