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| This is dedicated to all my "true" friends...You know who you are!! :-) |
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| It's an honor to have you as my friend! When you are sad.... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad. When you are scared.... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get. When you are worried... I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit your damned complaining. When you are confused... I will use little words to explain it till your dumb ass finally understands. When you are sick.... I will hold your head while you pay homage to the porcelain goddess. When you fall.... I will laugh hilariously while pointing toward your clumsy ass laying on the ground. This is my oath.... I pledge this till the end (or till I pass out.) Why you ask?... Because you're my friend, my pal, my buddy. Send to ten of your closest friends and you will win the lottery or at least come close. And if you win.... JUST REMEMBER WHO THE HELL YOUR FRIENDS ARE!!!!! :-) ~author unknown~ |
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