The Dentist's Hymn.....................Crown Him with Many Crowns
  The Weatherman's Hymn.............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
  The Contractor's Hymn................The Church's One Foundation
  The Tailor's Hymn.......................Holy, Holy, Holy
  The Golfer's Hymn......................There's a Green Hill Far Away
  The Politician's Hymn..................Standing on the Promises
  The Optometrist's Hymn..............Open My Eyes That I Might See
  The IRS Agent's Hymn.................I Surrender All
  The Gossip's Hymn......................Pass It On
  The Electrician's Hymn................Send The Light
  The Shopper's Hymn...................Sweet By and By
  The Realtor's Hymn.....................I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
  The Massage Therapists Hymn.....He Touched Me
  The Doctor's Hymn.....................The Great Physician  

 -----45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
    -----55mph....................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
    -----65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
    -----75mph....................Nearer Still Nearer
    -----85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
    -----95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
    -----Over100mph..........Precious Memories

One night I had a wondrous dream,
One set of footprints there was seen,
The footprints of my precious Lord,
But mine were not along the shore.

But then some stranger prints appeared...
And I asked the Lord, "What have we here?
Those prints are large and round and neat,
But Lord, they are too big for feet."

"My child," He said in somber tones,
"For miles I carried you alone.
I challenged you to walk in faith,
But you refused and made me wait."

"You disobeyed, you would not grow,
The walk of faith you would not know...
So I got tired, I got fed up,
And there I dropped you on your butt."

"Because in life there comes a time
When one must fight, and one must climb,
When one must rise and take a stand,
Or leave their butt prints in the sand."

- Author Unknown