You've just stumbled into the Stumbling Page, a subsidiary of Christian McNeil's Electric Presence. You're here because you've stumbled twice so far, and we're going to figure out how it's happened. Are you:

• Sober?
• Positive that your pants are not around your ankles?
• Not wearing a blindfold?
• Confident in your shoe-tying abilities?

If you answered "no" to any of the above questions, your stumbling is legitimate. If you answered "yes" to all of them, Mars is probably retrograde in Gemini, and you should prepare for additional stumbling by wearing hockey equipment for the next few weeks.

Good luck and godspeed, you crazy diamond.

The home page. Step carefully.