Top Gear, another BBC feminised joke.

Big Al....

I've actually been on the show. To get tickets firstly you have to be over 18 and secondly an you have to take an equal number of women as men!!! So initially you might watch top gear and think - wow so many women are interested in what used to be another male dominated area - but again you would be wrong.

I managed to get 6 tickets and instead of taking 5 other friends who would actually have been interested in going, I ended up going with 2 other friends, their other halves and my wife.

The women were bitching and moaning all the way to the Top Gear studios about how much they hate that program and the main presenter Jeremy Clarkson.

When we got there though, the women were obsessed about getting into the best possible position so that they would appear on camera. It was almost comical to see the women touch up their make-up and look at themselves between takes and then jostle and shove each other to get on camera. And when the show ended they all rushed off to have their photographs taken with the presenters James May, Richard Hammond and surprise surprise, Jeremy Clarkson.

When we got back home the women spent the rest of the evening calling everyone they knew to tell them not to miss Top Gear the coming Sunday because they would be on screen.

How typically sickeningly female is that?