Please send your questions to: [email protected]


When did you form the band and why?

Linda, Glasgow

I think we formed the band in 1990 or -91 and I still ask myself why everyday.

What�s the best part of being in a band like Baren?

Caren, Denver

Ahh...I don�t really know. Maybe to have so many fools in the same room that you can call any name you want and they all go "yes my lord, spank me some more, please".

I think Dayw is the prettiest member of the band

Martha, 68

I�m sorry to break the news to you...but you�re wrong.

Why did Olof leave the band and how did you get in touch with his replacement, Patrik?

Kenny, Oakland

Olof went mad, you know. We had to send him to a hospital. He stopped playing the bass and started screaming "we love Libya" during every show. We got fed up with him and contacted Patrik. We knew him since childhood when he became famous for his fried milk.

Who wrote the songs? And what is the lyric "how to spank your neighbour" about?

Samantha, Halden

Well, Samantha. I wrote all the good songs. The other guys tried to contribute sometimes but they could never compete with my songs. I was always the most talented in the band. How to spank your neighbour is about a faghag living nextdoor. Anders and myself used to give her...what she deserved.

How many members were there in Baren and which instruments did they play?

Wolfgang, Dresden

We started out as a duo and ended up as eleven. About question number two...which instruments didn�t we play?

Tell me your best memory from the tour in America -93

Craig, Oklahoma

Everything about that tour was a good laugh, really. But my fondest memory is when we kicked Henric down from the stage at one concert. He fell down to the audience and broke both arms. We couldn�t complete that gig because we all went laughing so we went back to the hotel and celebrated instead.

Is it true that you did wear boiled eggs in your knickers in Sandiego?

Pablo, San Diego

I don�t remember but it could have been true. I used to experiment a lot with new kinds of drugs at that time. And a drunk in Germany told me about the boiled eggs.

What�s your favourite colour?

Felicia, Ghana

I don�t know what you mean but I can tell you about a story that happened in Hong Kong 1994. Write back if you�re interested.

Did Patrik find it difficult to fit in the band after you had sent Olof to the hospital?

Margo, Dublin

How the hell could I know? If you want to write to me again I want you to ask questions about me...only.

Are you writing any new material?

Cindy, Portland

Well. I really don�t know how to answer that question. You have to be more specific.

You haven�t said anything about the two girls in the band!

Mitchell, Sagreb

We didn�t want them in the band really. You know how it is Mitchell. You have more fun when you�re with the boys. The girls always tend to feel things. We didn�t want to think or feel anything. We just wanted to rock�n roll.

What is the instrument called that you play?

Sandra, Malm�

Mandolin. You have to be very talented to play an instrument like that. And that�s what I am. Talented. Maybe the most talented mandolin player alive today.

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Kim, Bristol

I really don�t understand what you mean. Is it a question? No it can�t be because there isn�t a questionmark in the sentence. How do you expect me to be able to answer the question if it isn�t a question?

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