-= Getting Down To Business =-
I finally had gotten Ariel to sleep as I returned to the living room. I took a seat on the couch as I grabbed the F1X Vendetta Title that was laying on the table. I looked at the title for a while before finally looking up at the camera crew. I collected my thoughts and began to speak.
The F1X Vendetta Title is suppose to be defended anywhere against anyone. This title means you have to be on your game all the time. It also means that you have to put up with the rejects that think they have a shot at winning the title. You have to sit here and hear retards spew unheard of claims about how I should cherish my title cause they are going to take it. Well you know if this is the best competition I am going to face then this title isn't going anywhere. I mean hell I fucking destroyed the supposed number one contender last week. So what does Adrian do? He pits me against Knife and Retcon in a triple threat match at the pay per view. Really Adrian why not have me pull an Andy Kaufman and challenge woman in the audience to fight me for my title. At least that way it would be more watchable cause let face facts here folks this match is going to be a slaughter. I am going to destroy these guys worse than DEATHMACHINE ever could imagine....Knife if you think what he did to you last week was bad just wait till the pay per view. You are going to be begging DEATH MACHINE to take you out of your misery.
Then again Knife, your whole life has been about misery hasn't it? Your mommy and daddy wasn't there for you which made you depressed. Boo fucking hoo, Knife. It is not like you are the only one that came from a dysfunctional family. Grow some fucking nuts and get over yourself. Then again being depressed and edgy outcast is the only thing you got going for you isn't it? You are going milk it as long as you can ,but I hate to you that teet has ran out. I mean the non revolution thing was cute and shit for a week ,but it loses it luster when the guy gets his ass handed to him week in and week out. So go ahead talk about how predictable and boring the wrestling world is becoming and I will tell you that it is only boring when you are a loser like yourself. Then again I really don't expect you tell me anything. Hell you have cut a promo in over a month. Why start embarrassing yourself now by opening your mouth? Then again you probably don't say a word cause you have accepted the fact that you are nothing more than a doormat for the new wrestlers. You are the guy that gets their confidence up. Well you don't have to do that for me. You can just lay down and take it like a Bangkok prostitute. I mean really why am I even wasting my breath on you.
Hell why should I even waste my breath on Retcon. I mean it is not like he is going to get his ass out of his mother's basement and cut a promo about something meaningful. If he does anything, he will do a remake of some Retcon episode that he had just watched. I mean really Retcon, why don't you just give up wrestling? I mean all it is doing is cutting into your time to watch the DVD collection of Retcon and internet surfing up new stuff about Retcon. Though if your out of touch dumbass shows up at the pay per view, you will just be walking into a buzzsaw. Really dude there will be no fucking fireball to save your ass. There will be corrupted data file to get you out of the ring. There will only be one way out and that is through a curb stomp via me. So why don't you and Knife do everyone a favor.....
And forfeit the damn match.
I mean really it would save you two a trip to the hospital. Though I doubt your two's stupidity will prevent you from doing that. You two will come out and try with all your might to win the match ,but the only thing that will happen is your hope will get crushed.
Now I know you are wondering why I am so confident. cause really I am above you two. I am not some fucking emo fag and I am not some 30 something living in my mother's basement. I am the fucking Vendetta champion and at the pay per view everyone will see that title will be by my shoulder for a fucking long time to come.
Oh and as for DEATHMACHINE if you get in my way I will drop just like I will drop these faggots. So in other words stay out of fucking way.
I said as I just smirk as I lean back knowing that I don't have to worry about fucking this pay per view match.
-=FADE TO BLACK=-
