-= Getting Down To Business =-

I continued to sit on the couch as I cleared my head a bit. I shifted my focus to the triple threat match at the upcoming pay per view called Northern Xposure. I reached over to the recliner next to the couch and picked up the F1X Vendetta Championship Title. I looked at it for a second than looked up at the second.

So I guess it is safe to assume that Hell didn't freeze over and pigs didn't sprout wings. I mean wasn't this title suppose to be in the possession of Trey Stylez now? I mean after all he told me to shine up this title real good and get it ready for him. Oh wait that is right that was according to Trey Stylez state of delusion. I mean all the claims he made up until the match fell flat when reality set in the way of the match. After all the outcome stayed the same and I left you picking up your teeth after the match. I mean really Trey if you would had taken my word as the gospel, then really would you have been so crushed when I walked out of Overdose with the Vendetta Title still over my shoulder? If you would have realized the drastic difference in talent maybe you wouldn't had got your hopes up as walking out the champion. Yet I guess if there is a next time, you will know better won't you?  

Though enough about him, he is off tagging with some over common street thug till they disappear into tag team obscurity. While I on the other hand continue to defend my title this time at the pay per view against Retcon and Knife. Hold on, that can't be right. Really I am in a pay per view against these two jokes with a Special Referee in DEATH MACHINE? Damn Adrian Morag why not just complete this joke of a match by making it a Viagra on a pole match.

Oh well I guess I can continue to rack up victories over the mentally defiant. That is till somebody with some actual talent decides to grow some coconuts and challenge me for the title. Then again the way it looks, I will have to wait a while for that. Till then I will continue to have to deal with the delusional and out of touch. My opponents in this match are a perfect example of that.

I mean first we have Retcon, the guy is caught up in his own fantasy world. For crying out loud he actually thinks he is  some Japanese Anime villain.  Retcon why can't you face the cold hard facts. Then again maybe it is you just don't want to face the facts. You don't want to admit that you are nothing more than some thirty year old virgin living out of your parents basement.  That is the only reasonable explanation that you seem so out of touch with reality. Though don't worry, I will help you reintroduce yourself with reality, just like I helped Trey get rid of that state of delusion he had about  becoming Vendetta champion. Yet with the way you continue to get your ass handed to you--you would have thought you might have already figured out that you are not some evil super villain.  To think of it have you even won a match here in the F1X? How do you deserve a shot at my Vendetta championship? Though I'm not sweating some thirty year old virgin who closet he thing he came to getting laid was watching some XXX anime. You see Retcon at the pay per view there will be fucking shooting fireballs or whatever type of dragon ball z bull shit your little villain does. Rather there will only be me showing you and Knife the main reason I am going to be the Vendetta champion for a very long time. Hell after the match why don't you do the F1X and live out your dream of following the anime convention from state to state. I mean Retcon you serve no purpose ,but as some sideshow for the F1X. You are a one trick pony that I need to put to pasture. After all you have done your little trick and it is apparent no one cares. So go ahead and load up your little corrupted files. I will just syntax error your ass at the pay per view. So go ahead beat one out to your latest Fed Ex arrival of Retcon and then come to the pay per view for your final appearance.

Though don't worry Retcon, you will not be the only one making their last appearance at a pay per view. You will be join by the depressed emo Knife. I mean seriously dude why don't you do the whole world a favor and off yourself. And since you don't like hardcore, you can always off yourself with a bottle of full sleeping pills. I mean Knife you are a waste of skin and bones much less a roster spot. Hell maybe Adrian Morag is using me to clean out the dead weight around here. That is the only explanation why you two have earned a Vendetta title shot. It certainly on your body of work now is it Knife? When is the last time you won a match?  Well I will tell you that streak won't be broken at Northern Xposure. The only thing that will be broken there is that tiny sliver of spirit you had left. Now don't let your mascara run while you are thinking about having to step in the ring with me. It only normal to question yourself. It's normal. Some people fool themselves into thinking they have a shot at me like Trey Stylez and others just put on their favorite Emo CD and hide in their room like you.  As you see Knife, I don't think I am going to hear much come for your black lipstick painted mouth. Knife I'm going to finish off what DEATH MACHINE started and rid you of the F1X.

At the pay per view I guess I am going to have to carry you two dead weights through this match before I decide I am done toying with you worthless pieces of shit. Then I will end it with both of you eating a mouthful of canvas. You see Retcon and Knife your lack of skills may try to drag me down ,but I won't allow. This is my first pay per view in the F1X and I plan making a statement in it. That statement is Giovanni Aries is the real fucking deal. And now if you don't mind I have wasted enough time talking about you two perennial losers. I got better things to do like watching the dry or the grass grow.

With that being said, I stood up and put the F1X Vendetta title on the coffee table as I walked out of the living room as I had to figure out what I was going to do about my daughter and if I was going to be able to get to go on my date. I knew I had to make some calls.. The camera then focused on the F1X Vendetta title as we prepared to.....

-=FADE TO BLACK=-