-= Getting Down To Business =-

I walked over to the couch and took a seat as I shook off the recent encounter with my ex-wife. I thought to myself I just need to picture every opponent as my ex-wife and I would murk these fuckers. Shit I could do that without any visualization. I leaned back and collected my thoughts a minute before beginning.

I know you are probably asking yourself who the fuck is Giovanni Aries? You are probably asking yourself why should I care who he is? Well quite frankly right now it doesn't matter what my name is. I could be Jay and Silent Bob oops sorry I forgot No Cash Value called dibs on that idea for a name to call themselves. You see I could do the status quo and tell you that I was something like a ten time champion in some backyard trampoline federation like some people right Luke? I could tell you that I am undefeated my back has never touched the match but why? Why should I waste my breath trying to impress such people of your low caliber? Why should I waste my breath on some losers whose closest chance to ever get to actually winning a title is just being in this open invitational? I mean I could tell you the reasons why I am better than all of you ,but the truth will all come out in the wash at Overdose. The truth will be me holding the Vendetta title in the middle of that ring. Yeah I know some people will say that the Vendetta title is going to be just a second tier title ,but I am the type of guy that will elevate the title into something with some prestige. It won't be a title that is handed around like some slutty co-ed herpes at a frat party. I will make a name for the Vendetta title. Hell I will make the Vendetta title. I know what you are asking yourself....Why the confidence? I ask you why not? I mean look at some of the guys that have thrown there names into the mix? 

You have this guy that has this abnormal fetish with anal fingering. I mean Retcon if you want to clinch your urges that bad couldn't you just subscribe to some internet site to get your fix? Though gay jokes aside, Retcon you want to know why you will not have a chance at the Vendetta championship? It isn't because you are some sicko which I think you get your kicks from in doing certain things. Rather you are indecisive. I mean case in point you don't know how tall or big you want to be? I mean am I suppose to think you are the Incredible Hulk or something? Do I not need to make Retcon angry? Will I not like Retcon when he is angry? Give me a fucking break. I am just surprised you decided on using three finger. I bet that took days to decide on. Should I do two fingers or three. Anyway Retcon really do you think you can win this battle royal after all you said it yourself you are a nobody. You are not in the so called "first reality". You don't even know if you want to be funny or disturbing. Retcon why the fuck am I even trying to analyze some one of your status. You are nothing more than just a gimmick character. You will never rise above being that of a circus freakshow for people to look at. You will never achieve greatness rather just be filled with emptiness. You will never hear the crowd chant your name rather they will just point and stare. So Retcon at Overdose you little freakhow will be on display for a short time as I plan making short work of this match. Though don't worry you aren't the only worthless piece of trash in this match.

That would include Luke Tracey who seems only reason he is in this fucking match is the slight chance that Shawn Walsh might decide to show up for the match. I mean damn Luke you spent your whole promo making to point of how you were better than Shawn Walsh back in Striking Force Towers. Congrats here is a fucking gold star for you. I mean really Luke you are suppose to be better than people yet you are nothing more than a has-been relying on past accomplishments hoping against hope that it might intimidate people. Yet unfortunately for you mate, I am not one of those guys. Further more you see Luke you might have been great in the SFT ,but there was a big problem with that....I wasn't in the Striking Force Towers. I don't give a flying fuck about anything you did. I don't care about the past cause at the present I only see me giving you a nice loss in your glorious return home as you like to put it. Though don't get too down on yourself too much Luke, you can still stalk Shawn Walsh. Maybe you can own him like I am going own the rest of the unlucky bastards in this match.

You know unlucky bastards like Juan Ramirez who has this misconception that he is something. He actually believes that he is actually somebody. I mean really Juan, you are bragging about beating an emo chick. Wow you really put that emo chick in her place maybe she will return to Hot Topic never to return. Congrats on that shining achievement. What's next? You are going show off your athletic ability by winning a race against a quadriplegic? You see Juan, your confidence is nothing more than a front. You are trying so hard to convince people that you are something, that you are making a joke of yourself. I mean really you interrupt yourself for a commercial about yourself? Juan you want to know what "JR" really means? It means a poser. You can claim all this outlandish claims but what do you have to back it up? You have a win of a emo chick. Excuse if I not that impressed. Excuse me if I crack a smirk.  And Juan don't get offended if I check your "Golden Boy" status for fool's gold. Yet don't worry you are not the only poser in this match.

No rather you have the biggest damn stereotype in this federation. Of course I am talking about Tony Styles....Oops Tony $tyles with a dollar sign. I mean really Tony I am not one to speak out for the NAACP ,but you are the reason why some African-Americans can catch a break. You come out here and act like a thug cause you just got out prison and the first thing you wanted to do is get in professional wrestling. Yeah that is very believable. Now Tony don't get mad and come bust a cap in my ass yo. Heh yeah right. Whoa now Tony don't get me wrong I respect that you be hustlin' and shit. I know you down with the crew and all that cliché other shit you want to throw out in your promos. Wait never mind I don't have any respect for a guy who is nothing more than a character straight out of any early 90's gang banger movie. Tony you want fame and fortune go rob another gas station when Cops is filming in your town cause at Overdose you are getting nothing more than a lesson in actual wrestling.

Then again you could play the good guy. You could try and come off as an ultra good guy. You could be a guy the fans really get behind. Then again you could miss it all together and come off sounding plain and more like a critic than some one who is making their long awaited  return to the wrestling ring like Kamikaze. I mean really you are going to come at us by saying you are going to beat us to the punch by insulting yourself. Great move.  But to tell you the truth Kamikaze I don't know if you are out of your prime, hell I have never heard of you. Maybe I should have or maybe it was cause your so called prime was only out there for a blink of the eye. Then again your mind might have been playing tricks on you and you never had a prime, old age does that to people. Nevertheless welcome back Kamikaze, good luck in the match. I hope have a good match. What the fuck am I saying? Kamikaze you chose the wrong match to make your return in. Kamikaze, this open invitational will not have your storybook ending that you would hope. You see maybe five years ago the good guy would have won the match ,but today it is all about talent and status which sadly for you seem to be lacking.

And talking about lacking talent this brings me to El Fantastico.....Fuck it the guy doesn't understand English and as long as I known the guy he hasn't won a match, why would his luck change now. As for Mucho Magnifico....why do I need to waste my breath on you? I mean you were considering staying in Mexico as opposed to coming to America, that stupidity speaks for itself. And as for the rest of the idiots who foolishly decide to throw their name in the ring, your fate is the same as these losers. Though if for some ill conceived notion you actually convince yourself into thinking you are going to actually win this match, then just be prepared get your status checked in that ring by Giovanni Aries at Overdose.

With that said I let out a slight smirk  

-=FADE TO BLACK=-