-= Shattering The Glass Ceiling =-
I rolled out of my bed after Natasha left for work as walk over to the dresser and put on some FOX brand shorts and tee shirt as I walked into the kitchen to fix something for breakfast. I made a bowl of cereal as I looked down trying to collect my thought about the events of the past Aftershock and the present Aftershock show.
So it appears Superiority Complex has decided to go in another direction as we shed some dead weight in the form of Shawn Walsh. Though nobody should had been surprised. I mean really he has failed to back up any claims that he made in the past. He said he was going to win the Universal Title....and after two dirty dog beatdowns we are still waiting. I mean Nicholas Jaxx and Lucas Knight made a lot of sense at Aftershock. That is why I just sat back and watched Jaxx and Knight take out the trash so to speak at the show. I knew that for Superiority Complex to move pass being some second rate stable we need to go in a new direction. No longer are we going to be in the comparisons of the Hybrid Theory or Evil Over Rule. Fuck that....We are going to be the fucking top of the business. We started last week at Aftershock, we continue it this week. Also I will continue this little program that Knight and Jaxx want to me to do.
The Order Of Chaos Three Step Program...
So now they want me to do the Order of Chaos three step program to prove that I belong? Whatever, I can pass that fucking program with ease. Hell I fucking pwned Lucia King and Nigella Helms-King like it was nobodies business. Then again I think I did a public service in the process. I mean helping stop Lucia's herpe outbreaks and putting a bag over Nigella's head so fucking warrant me a medal of honor. Anyway yeah I pwned both of them. I mean it is one thing to attack them, it is another thing to do it while humiliating them in the process. So Jaxx and Knight I look forward to completing that next steps. Though don't think I am going to slip on lose my match this week against a member of the Hybrid Theory.
Dylan Cage.....
So this week I take on "The X-Rated Outlaw" Dylan Cage? I mean sure I could tell you this guy is a joke. I could make fun of his moniker for sounding like some gay porn star starring some gay porn version of Brokeback Mountain. Though really what would that accomplish, beside a few giggles from the peanut gallery? You see Dylan you are probably feeling pretty good about yourself. You are thinking you are some type of threat to me and the rest of the F1X? Please do I look like some oversized pussy like Soren, that will run at the first sign of competition? There isn't going to be any one punch knockout in this match.
Though based on your recent thought process you probably think it will happen....
I mean you actually think you made a good decision in aligning yourself with the Hybrid Theory? You think you have aligned yourself with the elite? You have aligned yourself with a dud. I mean look at the members you have Nathan Gust who was handed the Vendetta Title and turn around almost the next day and lost it to some fucking stoner. You have Kamikaze who will never rise past the mid card. Then you have Rachael Pitt who wins a match like once a month. Next you have Tony Barrera who has done anything of relevance in the last ten years. Why do you think he focuses all his promos in the past? He knows he is nothing now. Finally you have Jeff King who has done nothing since coming to the F1X. He is soon finding out this isn't the SFT. So basically look at the group, Dylan. You have aligned yourself with the Vendetta division. Con-fucking-grats Dylan. I mean hell I don't even have to make a Linkin Park joke about them as they are a joke in themselves.
Though enough about the Hybrid Theory...
Let's focus on you, Dylan. When I heard you called yourself the "X-Rated Outlaw" I must admit that I expected something totally different than the guy that will stand in front of me in the ring at Aftershock. I mean here I was thinking that you would have an edge about you ,but then you come off as some guy with the personality of a cardboard cut out. I mean really how much more fucking bland could you get in your little shoot for your last match? I'm coming at you with a full court press? The respect is going to go out the window when the bell rings? Is there any more fucking clichés you can think to throw out? Oh wait I bet you are going to come at me with I lost to a woman commentator. Funny people forget that there were five other people in that match. Also people forget that I am the longest reigning Vendetta champion ever in F1X. Though fuck the Vendetta title I am better than that and at Aftershock, Dylan you will soon realize it. You will realize that the Superiority Complex is still strong.
So what now Dylan? You going to write me a cute little note telling me how you are going to defeat me? I mean not only are you going to throw generic insults at me ,but you going to force me to read the bland cookie cutter insults too? I got a better idea for you Dylan. Why don't you try to come at me with something I don't know say a little more original than some generic threats that carry about as much weight as one of the Olsen Twins. Then again Dylan I don't think you can come up with anything original. Hell I think you chose the right group cause like the rest of the group you will never rise about the Vendetta title...
While I am done with the Vendetta title. I am looking upward. No longer am I going to regulate myself to settling for matches against the likes of Raw Dawg and Knife. I am going to show the world that I am the next best thing in this industry. I am a future star in the F1X This fucking supernova is about to burst. So Dylan don't worry when you take you first loss at Aftershock. I am sure it won't hurt you standings in the Vendetta division. Now if you don't mind excuse me while I break this glass ceiling....
I gave a smirk as I took a bite of cereal as I knew Dylan wasn't much of a match both in the ring and in the mind. I knew he was going to come up with anything of any substance. Though till then I knew it was time to.....
-=FADE TO BLACK=-
