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Insane Quotes….
“If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I take it EASY!”
Easier then this match with Caster.
I told you so….I told you that JEW couldn’t soften up Chris Staggs. Hell the only thing soft that deals with JEW is his dick without the aid of Viagra. Chris Staggs is still standing so now Chris Staggs has to fail a sanity test, make sure that no member of AMW lays a finger on A2. Damn Carey you are back peddling quicker than a DB on Randy Moss. You want Chris to jump through all these hoops just for a shot at the title. That says to me that you are questioning your decision in making Chris Staggs the number one contender. You are having doubts that A2 can actually hold on to the title. Carey all your worries are something to worry about. So Chris now you make the match at the pay per view the match that Chris Staggs lost his World Title in. You are making it Chris Staggs vs. the world. Now Chris Carey you have A2’s bodyguard facing Chris Staggs. You think this guy can soften up Chris Staggs. Well guess what Carey…you are fixing to become 0-2 on that.
Caster the friendly ghost
Oh great another bodyguard gimmick….I mean fuck…why in the world would a wrestler need a bodyguard? That makes as much sense as a to on a bear. I mean what the fuck is the purpose? If Chris Staggs or AMW can’t lay a hand on A2 what the bodyguard is for? So anyway Chris Staggs has to face Caster, A2’s bodyguard. Carey is this another soften up match? Is this another match to soften up Chris Staggs. Please Carey you are wasting you time and money cause Chris Staggs will defeat your Chosen Champion no matter the obstacles, no matter the hoops Chris Staggs has to jump. So if that means defeating A2’s bodyguard Caster then so be it. Caster….is this guy suppose to be some type of enforcer? So you can slap the taste out of A2‘s mouth…whoop dee fucking doo any two cent whore can do that. Anyone with an ounce of fight could do what you did. So intimidation isn’t going to hurt Chris Staggs hell he is lucky to know he has a damn match. The guy is the same size as Chris Staggs. He has less experience and to top it off the personality to rival a carrot. Anyway so A2’s bodyguard is going to take on Chris Staggs well A2 you might as well start shopping for a new one cause Chris Staggs will take him out with complete and total ease.
A2?!
Nice to know that you have Carey giving you everything. He has covered your ass though that hasn’t been much of a change when you got the world title. Anyway A2, Chris Staggs will not lay a ringer on you. Chris Staggs will have AMW do the same. He will fail the sanity test then next Sunday take you and Chris Carey down in flames. Chris Carey has a back up plan? Well this one hasn’t worked so far A2? Ask yourself can this back up plan hold water or will it sink to the bottom. A2 you are going to be wishing that you had never listened to Chris Carey
The Progression Stopped Already?.
What Progression? Harris sucks ass and well that isn’t even a stable anymore. Hell they barely even talk. So I guess it is now The Natural Digression?!
Shitzo
Fuck off….you are just jealous of Staggs that is it. Shitzo you are nothing but a fucking loser. Broadway is the one that carried your ass. You know it. Chris Staggs is getting the title shot cause he has some that you will never ever have. That my paraplegic friend is TALENT AND THE ABILITY TO USE HIS LEGS!!!! SHITZO LIKE IT SAID FIRST THING….FUCK OFF YOU LIMP DICK NO TALENT HACK!!
Summing It Up
The chances of Chris Staggs spoiling Carey’s plan is about as much chance as Anna Nicole Smith putting an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet out of business. Trust me that is a very good chance at that happening.
( Chris Staggs, Chris Naggs, and Bob The Blind Bum are seen on a street court with Chris Staggs holding a basketball in his hand. Chris Staggs looks at Bob The Blind Bum. )
[ Chris Staggs: ] LETS PLAY HORSE!!!
[ Chris Naggs: ] You can’t be serious
[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!!!
[ Chris Naggs: ] I mean Bob is blind!
[ Chris Staggs: ] SOOOO!!! He can still see.
[ Chris Naggs: ] HUH!?
[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!! COME ON BOB
( Bob is seen standing facing the chain link fence. He walks forward )
[ Chris Staggs: ] SILLY BILLY TURN AROUND!!
( Bob The Blind Bum turns are walks toward them. He passes them and walks into the post. )
[ Bob The Blind Bum: ] FUCK!
[ Chris Staggs: ] YOU SAID A WORDY DIRT!!!
[ Chris Naggs: ] Right…
[ Chris Staggs: ] I GO FIRST!!!!
( Chris Staggs with a granny shot from 15 feet away. He makes it )
[ Chris Naggs: ] HAHHA BITCH YOU PLAY LIKE MY GRANDMA!!!
[ Chris Staggs: ] WAIT I THOUGHT YOUR GRANDMA WAS DEAD AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ZOMBIE!!!!!
[ Chris Naggs: ] It is a saying..
[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!!! YOUR TURN!!!
( Chris Naggs shoots and misses )
[ Chris Staggs: ] H!!!!!
[ Chris Naggs: ] Man this game is stupid!
[ Chris Staggs: ] BOB YOUR TURN!!!
( Bob grabs the ball and shoots it in the other direction. Chris Staggs looks at him.)
[ Chris Staggs: ] YOU ARE A MEANIE!!!!
( Chris Staggs runs down and gets the ball. He returns )
[ Chris Staggs: ] Both of your are H!!!!
( Chris Staggs shoots from trey land and makes it )
[ Chris Naggs: ] Damn…
( Chris Naggs takes the ball and shoots and AIR BALL!!!! )
[ Chris Naggs: ] YOU SUCK!!!
[ Chris Staggs: ] No I AM A WINNER!!!
[ Chris Naggs: ] Heh…
[ Chris Staggs: ] That is what momma always told me….Bob your turn
( Bob is handed the ball and shoots and makes it but he is not at the spot. )
[ Chris Staggs: ] CHEATER!!! YOU DIDN’T SHOOT AT THE SAME SPOT THAT IS A LETTER!!!! BOTH OF YOU ARE A HO!!!
[ Chris Naggs: ] HEY!!!
[ Bob The Blind Bum: ] Fuck off bitch.
[ Chris Staggs: ] ANOTHER WORDY DIRT!!!
( Chris Staggs takes the ball and drains a turn around )
[ Chris Staggs: ] BOOYA!!!!
[ Chris Naggs: ] This game is dumb
( Chris Naggs takes the ball and turns around and the ball rims out )
[ Chris Staggs: ] R!!!!
[ Chris Naggs: ] I KNOW!!!!
[ Chris Staggs: ] SOWWY!!
( Bob takes the ball and shoots and makes it )
[ Chris Staggs: ] QUIT CHEATING!!!
[ Bob The Blind Bum: ] HUH!?
[ Chris Staggs: ] You didn’t do the turn around!!!
[ Bob The Blind Bum: ] Okay?
[ Chris Staggs: ] S!!!!!
( Chris Staggs takes the ball and nails a reverse slam. Chris Naggs just looks in disbelief. Chris Staggs takes the ball and hands it to Chris Naggs )
[ Chris Staggs: ] YOUR TURN!!!
( Chris Naggs runs and jumps and spins around in the air about a inch off the ground )
[ Chris Staggs: ] White boys can’t jump!!! Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ Chris Naggs: ] Why what?
[ Chris Staggs: ] No your are Y!!!
[ Chris Naggs: ] Whatever..
{ Chris Staggs: ] Your turn BOB!!!
( Chris Staggs gives Bob the ball. Bob runs jump and hit’s the pole dead on. He falls to the ground knocked out. )
[ Chris Staggs: ] I WIN I WIN I WIN!!!!
( Chris Staggs dances around as Chris Naggs checks on Bob The Blind Bum )
( Tell me Carey does this look like he is acting? )
[ Chris Staggs: ] HE’S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
( Chris Staggs throws up the ball and runs screaming. Then runs right into the pole and falls to the ground knocked out too. )
[ Chris Naggs: ] Nice one idiot
( Fuck off midget )
[ Chris Naggs: ] OKAY FRANCIS!!!!
( NOW YOU DID IT )
( FADE TO BLACK AND MUTE CHRIS NAGGS )
( END PROMO )
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