Insane Quotes….

“You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.) “

Getting Verbally Rapes makes you mad too.


Well umm hmmm BOOYA!!! Yeah, The Natural Progression were outsmarted by the “Idiotic Mastermind”….Konrad gone…Harris got his last 1% of Starbuck in the back of the head. While Chris Carey’s chosen champion has become zero and one against the America’s Most Wanted. This is a trend that will keep up. A2 and Chris Carey believe that Chris Staggs is a push-over just because he has the IQ of a rock. They fail to realize how genius the idiotic mind works. It is too simple for them to understand. They will continue to believe Chris Staggs is nothing yet they will be wrong. They will be the ones searching for answers. Fuck this shit I am starts to sound like “A2”. I am starting to sound like a dark babbling idiot and I am sorry. Last week though you have to admit, the Natural Progression and Inner Sanctum was made to look Benizno rappin’ skillz and insults…. You know you looked WEAK. Now Chris Carey has this master plan of softening up Chris Staggs before the pay per view by various matches. Well Chris Staggs starts his journey with Carey’s right hand man

Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel

Six Time, Six Time, Six Time….sorry just read this book Positively Page. Anyway JEW is a six time hardcore champion. Apparently that has been all he has been able to do . When one of the generic titles six times. Though that also means that he has lost the title six times. Now Chris Carey expects this washed up has been to soften up Chris Staggs? Please JEW is more likely to break his hip before that ever happens. I am going to starts a betting pool right now.

What Injury Will Occur during the match for JEW:

Break A Hip $50

Throw Out His Back $30

Massive Heart Attack $100

Stroke $75

Alzheimer kicking in FREE!!

I will be taking bet before the show kicks in. I will be close to the backstage entrance. So come on and get a chance to win the money. It is a gimmie that one of these things will happen. JEW isn’t going to soften up Chris Staggs. I mean the only soft thing he has…….um I am not going to go there cause JEW already have problems in that area as it is. So come on tonight will be nothing more than Chris Staggs going through the match and defeating yet an barrier that stands in his way.

A2?!

When the fuck did you become the PRINCE or the Artist Formerly know as Aaron Awesome. Anyway I will not waste much material on you cause I have you at the pay per view to verbally rip you apart and leave you in owe with my AWESOME trash talkin’ skillz….pun intended. Anyway Aaron as you hide behind Chris Carey while he fights your battles just remember that you will be the one stepping into the ring.

The Progression Stopped Already?.

So much for that bright idea eh A2? Yeah this group will be a force for what? A week? You are down to two members already as Konrad ran out of the SWF like a Mexican fleeing Mexico. A2 you think Harris will flee to? I mean he has the money know from Ramna and he has control of a business. Yet he thinks he is a great wrestler. Do I need to remind him about “The All-American” Jeff Dubya Harris? I think I will not bring that up oh shit I did my bad.

Shitzo

Wow great insults toward Chris Staggs why don’t you give yourself a standing ovation….never mind no need you get up. Listen fucktard, if you ever ever insult Chris Staggs again just remember it was you and KB that practically BEGGED Chris Staggs to join AMW.

Summing It Up

The concentration camp will seem like Panama City to JEW after Chris Staggs and you meet. I mean Chris Staggs is about as crazy as a Nazi but not in the world domination of the white race kinda crazy, but the crazy….well I guess he isn’t crazy as a Nazi. He is just crazy.

OH AND BETTING DEADLINE ENDS AT 6:00 TONIGHT!!! GET THOSE BETS IN!!!



( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs are seen walking in the park as Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs walk a bit as Chris Staggs stops as a guny with sunglasses and a cane sits on the bench. Chris Staggs looks up as it is a very cloudy and dark day.. )

[ Chris Staggs ] No sunshine…

[ The Man ] Huh?!

[ Chris Staggs ] NO NEED FOR GLASS SILLY RABBIT

[ The Man ] I’m blind jackass

[ Chris Staggs ] No I am Chris Staggs

[ The Man ] Leave me alone

[ Chris Staggs ] What is your name?

[ The Man ] Bob.

[ Chris Staggs ] OH! FO SHO!!

[ Bob The Blind Bum ] Yeah…

[ Chris Staggs ] You want to play some games.

[ The Man ] Huh!?

[ Chris Staggs ] You THROW THE FRISBY

[ Chris Naggs ] Chris, he is blind.

[ Chris Staggs ] SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[ Chris Naggs ]………..

[ Chris Staggs ] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs grabs Bob The Blind Bum by the arm and leads him out in the middle of the park as he backs up with the frisby in hand )

[ Chris Naggs ] This isn‘t a good idea.

[ Chris Staggs ] HERE YOU GO!!!!

( Chris Staggs throws the frisby as it hit’s Bob The Blind Bum in the head )

[ Bob The Blind Bum ] FUCK!

[ Chris Staggs ] Damn YOU SUCK!!!

[ Chris Naggs ] HE IS BLIND!!!.

[ Chris Staggs ] SO THAT IS TREATABLE!!!

( Chris Naggs just shakes his head in disgust as Bob The Blind Bum starts to wander off. )

[ Chris Staggs ] Where are you going!?

[ Bob The Blind Bum ] …………………..

[ Chris Staggs ] HEY! You are not going anywhere!

[ Bob The Blind Bum ] ………………….

[ Chris Staggs ] HEY!!!!

[ Bob The Blind Bum ] ……………………..

[ Chris Staggs ] You are right he is blind…he can‘t hear a word.

( Chris Staggs runs over and grabs Bob The Blind Bum and lead him back. )

[ Chris Staggs ] Okay you suck at catching a Frisby so lets play hide n go seek.

[ Chris Naggs ] What?!.

[ Chris Staggs ] HIDE N’ GO SEEK

[ Chris Naggs ] Ummm

[ Chris Staggs ] YOU COUNT FIRST BOB!!!

[ Chris Naggs ] Right

[ Chris Staggs ] GO!!

( Bob The Blind Bum stands there as Chris Staggs looks around. )

[ Chris Staggs ] REMEMBER NO PEEKING!!.

[ Chris Naggs ] Yeah…right

[ Chris Staggs ] Fo Sho.

( Chris Staggs looks around sprints toward a tree and climbs the tree as Bob The Blind Bum searches his way over to the bench. Chris Naggs walks over at the tree and looks up at Chris Staggs )

[ Chris Naggs ] You know he isn‘t going to look for you right ?.

[ Chris Staggs ] Shhhhhhh……..He is counting to a 1000

1000 Seconds Later

[ Chris Staggs ] Maybe he is counting to a 10000

10000 Seconds Later

[ Chris Staggs ] Maybe he is counting to a 100000

100000 Seconds Later

[ Chris Staggs ] Maybe he is counting to a 1000000

100000 Seconds Later

[ Chris Staggs ] MY HIDING PLACE RULE!!!!

( Chris Naggs just shakes his head )

[ Chris Staggs ] I AM KING OF HIDE N GO SEEK!!!!

[ Chris Naggs ] uh yeah

[ Chris Staggs ] I RULE!!!

( It is getting dark. )

[ Chris Naggs ] Now come on down.

[ Chris Staggs ] AND LOSE!?! NO WAY!!!

[ Chris Naggs ] What?!

[ Chris Staggs ] YOU ARE GOING HAVE TO KILL ME TO GET DOWN FROM HERE!!!

[ Chris Naggs ] Uh he says he gives up.

[ Chris Staggs ] What do I look like DUMB!?

( Chris Naggs smirks )

[ Chris Naggs ] Well….

[ Chris Staggs ] HE HAS TO TELL TO MY FACE

[ Chris Naggs ] Okay.

[ Chris Staggs ] FO SHO’ I RULE!!

( Chris Naggs leaves to get Bob The Blind Bum . )

[ Chris Staggs ] I could be a champion at this game.

( Chris Naggs returns with Bob The Blind Bum!. )

[ Chris Staggs ] NO FAIR YOU CHEATED!!!

[ Bob The Blind Bum ] I GIVE UP YOU WIN!!!

[ Chris Staggs ] TOLD YOU I WAS THE BESTEST HIDE N’ GO SEEK PLAYER!!!

[ Bob The Blind Bum ] Yeah now leave me alone.

[ Chris Staggs ] Why? You are a lot funner than Chris Naggs

( Chris Naggs looks sad. )

[ Chris Staggs ] Why don’t you join us.

[ Bob The Blind Bum ] I am not into a cult.

[ Chris Staggs ] FO SHO! ME EITHER

( Bob The Blind Bum tilts his head in confusion. )

[ Chris Naggs ] He is offering you a job

[ Bob The Blind Bum ] WHOA I AM HOMELESS AND BLIND BUT I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

[ Chris Naggs ] Work for the SWF?

[ Bob The Blind Bum ] Huh? Wait SWF oh you mean a job..Well sure I accept

( Chris Staggs looks down )

[ Chris Staggs ] AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ Chris Naggs ] What now?.

[ Chris Staggs ] I AM AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!!!!

[ Chris Naggs ] Umm you are two feet from the ground

[ Chris Staggs ] I KNOW I AM HIGH!!!

[ Chris Naggs ] Jump down.

[ Chris Staggs ] THAT WILL KILLZ ME!!!!

[ Chris Naggs ] NO!

[ Chris Staggs ] YES

[ Chris Naggs ] NO!

TWENTY MINUTES LATER…

[ Chris Staggs ] NO!!!

[ Chris Naggs ] FINE!!!!

( Chris Naggs grabs the limb that is only two feet from the ground and shakes it as Chris Staggs lands and doesn’t for about five minutes as Chris Naggs looks at him )

[ Chris Naggs ] Damn it you are not dead.

( Chris Staggs opens his eyes. )

[ Chris Staggs ] FO SHO!!!

( You waited a week for this? Damn you have no life!!! )

[ Chris Staggs ] SANTA!!!

( No I am the narrator )

[ Chris Staggs ] YOU SUCK!!

( OH YEAH!!!)

[ Chris Staggs ] FO SHO

( Fade black )

[ Chris Staggs ] MOMMY I AM SCARED OF THE DARK!!!!!

( END PROMO )

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