( We fade back in what looks to be a celebration as Chris Staggs has the IW World Title around his waist. In the celebration you see balloons, banners, and streamers. The Jesus Kids looks to be having a great time. Father O'Keith looks on. Chris Staggs runs up to Father O'Keith. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Cupcake time?

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] Is it cupcake time?

[ Father O'Keith:] Um I don't know.

( Chris Staggs lets out a big sigh )

[ Chris Staggs:] You didn't get any cupcakes?

[ Father O'Keith:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] How are we suppose to have a party without cupcakes?

[ Father O'Keith:] I don't know, I didn't make the party....you did.

[ Chris Staggs:] No.

[ Father O'Keith:] No?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Who threw this party?

[ Chris Staggs:] JESUS!

[ Father O'Keith:] Of course.

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus throws a party like no other.

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes, he knows how to throw great parties.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Look at all this stuff he has at the party.

[ Father O'Keith:] Yeah he can throw a great party for nine year old.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude cupcakes aren't childish.

[ Father O'Keith:] No they aren't.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] But the magician is.

[ Chris Staggs:] Can you pull a rabbit out of your hat?

[ Father O'Keith:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] I rest my case.

[ Father O'Keith:] Okay.

[ Chris Staggs:] So when you going to get the cupcakes.

[ Father O'Keith:] I never said I was.

[ Chris Staggs:] Party pooper.

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] Way to kill the party.

[ Father O'Keith:] I am sorry ,but I am not about to run out get some cupcakes for this party.

[ Chris Staggs:] I win the IW World title and you won't help a brother out.

[ Father O'Keith:] Help a brother out?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] How is getting you and the kids cupcakes going to help you out?

[ Chris Staggs:] Um we won't be hungry?

[ Father O'Keith:] We got plenty of food in the fridge.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude you really won't to ruin Jesus's party.

[ Father O'Keith:] Jesus should have picked up his own cupcakes.

[ Chris Staggs:] So you want him to do all the work.

[ Father O'Keith:] Well he should. It was apparently his idea.

[ Chris Staggs:] You are lazy.

[ Father O'Keith:] No I just have better stuff to do then plan a nine year old's party.

[ Chris Staggs:] I am older than nine.

[ Father O'Keith:] Ugh, get over the cupcakes.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude that is like forgetting the birthday cake at a birthday party. It just isn't right.

[ Father O'Keith:] Enough of this.

[ Chris Staggs:] Go get some cupcakes then.

[ Father O'Keith:] Tell you what.

[ Chris Staggs:] What?

[ Father O'Keith:] You talk about your match and I will go get you some cupcakes.

[ Chris Staggs:] You promise?

[ Father O'Keith:] I do.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! It's on like donkey kong then. I will hurry up and talk about my opponent so I can tear into those cupcakes. Oh Father remember I want sprinkles on the cupcakes. Anyway this week I have to face Regan Chambers, he took my International title back a couple months ago. He defeated me when I had to deal with Tommy Grady. So he caught me and was able to take my title. I mean even Father O'Keith wins at Chutes N Ladder every 1 out 1000 times. Though now he faces me when I finally have Jesus on my side. You see right now I am unstoppable with Jesus along side of me. Heck you just look at Sunday Night's pay per view Countdown To Greatness III, how do you think I kept kicking out? Jesus. How did I kept going? Jesus. How did I win the match? Jesus. He has been there on my run to the world title and now that I have it and I can finally be an good influence for the kids. No more Ranma worshipping or foul language. Now the era of Jesus and Niceness begins. The era in which kids won't get timeout. The era in which kids can finally watch the IW shows. The era in which the rating in the top right of the television changes from TV-M to TV-Y7. Yes, I am going to make sure to hang on to the title and make sure that this era doesn't end. I am going to make sure my era last longer than a FOX reality tv show does. So now do you believe that I am going to lose to Regan Chambers in my first match after winning the IW World Title? Then you are crazier than the big bad wolf who though he could blow down a brick house. You see Regan, I am a man that does care about his non-title match. I will come out Sunday Night and proceed to defeat, not because you are an evil person ,but a lose to you would hurt my influence on the kids. I mean who looks up to loser? Why do you think Jeff Harris didn't have any fans? So Regan don't take it to heart when I defeat you Sunday. I mean heck I am doing it for the kids. I am doing it for the good of the world. I am doing it for the good of IW. You see with me as the IW World Champion, parents can finally feel safe about their kids viewing Adrenaline. Finally I have the IW World Title and I finally have some power. Finally IW can become just as fun as Chuck E. Cheese. Though I will have to talk to Davis about the ball pit. Anyway Regan Chambers now you know and knowing is half the battle..................YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!!!!

( Chris Staggs now runs over to Father O'Keith)

[ Chris Staggs:] Finished.

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] I am finished talking about Regan Chambers.

[ Father O'Keith:] Good.

[ Chris Staggs:] Where is the cupcakes.

[ Father O'Keith:] I haven't gotten them yet.

[ Chris Staggs:] What are you waiting on?

[ Father O'Keith:] You to finish.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Yeah.

[ Chris Staggs:] Well go get them.

[ Father O'Keith:] Fine but will you be okay by yourself?

[ Chris Staggs:] Um I am not alone. The kids are still here.

[ Father O'Keith:] Yeah, I will be back in a few.

( Father O'Keith then leaves to go get some cupcakes. )

[ Chris Staggs:] How does someone forget cupcakes?

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[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah he is kinda funny.

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Everyone is glad to see Memphis without the title.

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! No more foul language.

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[ Chris Staggs:] I don't' know why we are just standing here. We should get back to the party.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah I want to see the rabbit out of the hat trick.

( Chris Staggs and "Jesus" run over to the watch the magician. )

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