( We fade back in to the local gym yet again as apparently they have stayed at the gym the whole trip. I guess it is cheaper to stay in a local gym then rent a room for a bunch of kids. That is a whole floor you would have to rent. I don't know anyway Chris Staggs is still decked in toga as he is seen talking to the cult of first graders. )

[ Chris Staggs:] No more talking about the plan.

[ "Jesus' Kids":] FO SHO!

[ Chris Staggs:] We will get him at the pay per view.

[ "Jesus' Kids":] FO SHO!

[ Chris Staggs:] So lets zip our mouth and throw away the key.

[ "Jesus' Kids":] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs and kids do the little zip up there mouth and throw the key gesture. )

[ Chris Staggs:] ...........................

[ "Jesus' Kids":] ...........................

( Chris Staggs and the kids stare at each other as Father O'Keith looks at the predicament )

[ Father O'Keith:] Um why are you silent?

[ Chris Staggs:] ............................

( Chris Staggs begins pointing at the ground. )

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] ............................

( Chris Staggs keeps pointing at the ground )

[ Father O'Keith:] What are you pointing at?

[ Chris Staggs:] ............................

( Chris Staggs just points harder at the ground )

[ Father O'Keith:] This is dumb, tell me what you are pointing at.

[ Chris Staggs:] ............................

( Chris Staggs rolls his eyes and points at the ground )

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes it is the ground. What do you want me to do.

[ Chris Staggs:] ............................

( Chris Staggs throws his hands up in frustration. )

[ Father O'Keith:] Don't throw your hands up at me. Tell me what you want me to do.

[ Chris Staggs:] ............................

( Chris Staggs looks away and waves from someone to come over. )

[ Father O'Keith:] What now? 

[ Chris Staggs:] ............................

( Chris Staggs nods as he looks the other way and then points to the ground )

[ Father O'Keith:] Here we go again with the ground.

[ Chris Staggs:] ............................

( Chris Staggs reaches out and grabs air as he brings his hand to his mouth and unzips his mouth )

[ Chris Staggs:] Thanks Jesus for helping unlike some people.

[ Father O'Keith:] You mean we did this just cause you supposedly zipped your mouth and threw away the key.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO and there was no supposedly about it. I did throw away the key.

[ Father O'Keith:] How should I have known?

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[ Chris Staggs:] I know Jesus, he should have seen the key on the ground.

[ Father O'Keith:] THERE WASN'T A KEY?

[ Chris Staggs:] Then how did I unzip my mouth?

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[ Chris Staggs:] HAHA You said it.

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] He said you are blind like Gray.

[ Father O'Keith:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] Anyway, kids, you know why you shouldn't listen to Gray right?

( The kids nod yes )

[ Chris Staggs:] You guys shouldn't look up to Ranma. Boys, he dresses like a girl some. Girls, he hates girls. Yet Gray idolizes him.

( The kids gasp)

[ Chris Staggs:] I thought you zipped up your mouths.

( The Kids looks confused. )

[ Chris Staggs:] He also talks about FWF and other feds more than IW. Shouldn't he talk about the federation he is world champ of?

( The kids nod in agreement.)

[ Chris Staggs:] Gray is a bad role model. Don't listen to him. Don't try to be like him. You must spread the word. You must tell the kids that Gray is a loser. He isn't a person that should be respected.

( The kids start to get riled up as the motion thumbs down at Memphis Gray. )

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes Chris, now why don't you talk about the match.

[ Chris Staggs:] I will.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Wait Jesus wants to talk to you Gray.

( Chris Staggs looks over at "Jesus" and stands there. )

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

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[ Chris Staggs:] RIGHT ON!

[ Father O'Keith:] Chris.

[ Chris Staggs:] Shhhhhhhhhh

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[ Father O'Keith:] You are the only one that can hear him.

[ Chris Staggs:] Whateva.

[ Father O'Keith:] It's true, so go on and talk about Memphis.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine but you upset Jesus. I wouldn't want to be you.

[ Father O'Keith:] Fine.

[ Chris Staggs:] Anyway what can I say that I haven't already said about Memphis?  I mean I already told you that he is a bad influence on the kids. I mean that is the main reason I am doing it. I am doing it for the kids. I am doing it cause I am tired of seeing them put in the corner for timeout cause of doing something or saying something that you did at a show Gray. You have cost kids a bunch of time watching IW. You are hurting the federation. I mean the kids are being grounded from the shows. They can't watch the shows. That is hurting our ratings according to Jesus. You must be stopped. I am going to win the title and finally kids can watch the IW again. Parents won't have to worry about the f-bomb being dropped in front of their kids. They will feel as safe as if the kids are watching Sesame Street. See though I am not just doing this for myself, but I am doing it for many others. I am doing it for the kids as I just showed you. I am of course doing it for Jesus. I am doing it cause Jesus is tired of you corrupting the children of the world. He is also tired of you worshipping someone other than his father. He is tired of you worshipping Ranma. He said that you shouldn't worship false idols. He is tired of you putting faith in Ranma. He is tired of you spending all your time trying to impress Ranma. He says you should be trying to impress his father. He believes that you shouldn't have the title when you don't think God for the chance. Wait I forgot you sold your soul to keep the title. You sold out to keep the title. That might have worked when you faced people like JD Lawson and others, but they didn't have Jesus on their side like I do. Jesus trumps the devil every single time. You should adopt that ,but you won't. I gave you the whole month to change your way. You chose to ignore me. You chose to keep worshipping Ranma for some unknown reason. You let the Care Bear episode go in one ear and out the other ear. You wasted a care bear's episode and that is unforgivable. You should be ashamed of yourself. You shouldn't be looked up to. You should be booed by every single person. No one should be jealous of you. No one should want to be a bad role model like you are. I have so many reasons in wanting to win this match. I have some much stuff riding on the match. I can't lose. I won't lose as long as Jesus is by my side. Yet you don't seem to care much about the match. You think that you can walk in and just win the match. You think my past will lead to your victory at the pay per view. You are more foolish than the villains in Scooby Doo thinking they are going to get away with the crime. You seem to think that I am not a threat. Well keep thinking that. Keep thinking that you are going to be champion after the pay per view. You will be wrong. Though after you lose the title, you can really focus on the DRWF and NEW. You can watch all the FWF shows you want. You don't have to do the World Champion stuff for the IW. Heck you want have to use the Mercury strategy for your promos after this week. Though you always change your look in your promos. Anyway you can worship Ranma and think that he is going to help you keep the title. Yet you are in store for a nightmare and your night light is out. You are out of luck. You will not be the man with the hand raise. You will not be the guy that every one looks up too. After the pay per view a new era of good will begin. You can talk about my losing streak, but Jesus always says, streaks are due to end and why not my seven world title match losing streak end at this pay per view? Gray, take my lightly, it will be easier for Jesus and I to take one is most important to you.....the IW World Heavyweight Title. So Gray now you know and knowing is half the battle YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!!

( The kids stand up and begin clapping )

[ Chris Staggs:] Thank you.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah he thinks I am no threat.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah we got our plan set.

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[ Chris Staggs:] He will not influence the crowd at the pay per view.

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[ Chris Staggs:] I can't wait either.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Tru dat, I will be a great champion.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Gray will be in store for a rude awakening.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah I told the kids to spread the word not to listen to Gray.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah, if he would have changed then I wouldn't have to take his title away.

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[ Chris Staggs:] I guess you are right, it was his choice.....a bad choice.

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[ Chris Staggs:] It is getting close. This is the last meeting before we unleash our plan on Memphis.

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[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! It is going to be on like Donkey Kong!!

( Chris Staggs high fives the air. )

(END PROMO )