( We fade back in to the local gym, a day later and a Scooby Doo episode later, Chris Staggs, Father O'Keith, and the first grade cult named Jesus' Kids are seen in the middle of the gym. Chris Staggs is decked out in toga gear yet again. Chris Staggs stands in front of the children as Father O'Keith takes a seat on the bleachers. Chris Staggs paces back and forth. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Let's begin the meeting...father can you read back the minutes from last meeting.

( Father O'Keith perks up at the mention of his name )

[ Father O'Keith:] Uh Chris you didn't tell me that had to record the minutes.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude you and I are suppose to be the same page. 

[ Father O'Keith:] Uh okay.

[ Chris Staggs:] Luckily we have Jesus who can read back the minutes from the last meeting cause he can go back in the past.

[ Father O'Keith:] What? He can't do that.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yes he can, he is our savior.

[ Father O'Keith:] So?

[ Chris Staggs:] SO!? His dad is God. 

[ Father O'Keith:] Fine.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! So Jesus would you please read back the minutes.

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[ Chris Staggs:] HAHAHA Nice one.....4:01, 4:02. 

[ Father O'Keith:] That is an old joke.

[ Chris Staggs:] What do you expect he is 2004 years old after all.

[ Father O'Keith:] Anyway what is this meeting about?

[ Chris Staggs:] Planning our attack.

[ Father O'Keith:] Attack?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! We must stop Gray.

[ Father O'Keith:] Wouldn't defeating him do that?

[ Chris Staggs:] We can't take the risk.

[ Father O'Keith:] You must have faith in yourself.

[ Chris Staggs:] I have faith in Jesus. Anyway we can't take a risk and let him corrupt kids before our match. 

[ Father O'Keith:] What do you plan on doing then?

[ Chris Staggs:] Well that is why we are having a meeting. Do you kids have any ideas.

( A fat kid raises his hand in the back )

[ Chris Staggs:] You have an idea?

[ Chubby Fat Kid:] Yeah, we make a double chocolate sundae and place it on the table. Then when he comes to eat it, we drop a net on him. 

[ Chris Staggs:] Hmmm I like the idea except one thing.

[ Chubby Fat Kid:] Yeah?

[ Chris Staggs:] We are going to give him a sundae. He doesn't deserve a sundae.

[ Chubby Fat Kid:] Oh yeah, well can I have a sundae.

[ Chris Staggs:] No.

[ Chubby Fat Kid:] Why not?

[ Chris Staggs:] Your idea wasn't good.

[ Chubby Fat Kid:] You said you liked it all but giving Gray a sundae.

[ Chris Staggs:] You wanted to reward Gray for corrupting kids.

[ Chubby Fat Kid:] Sorry.

[ Chris Staggs:] Anyone else with ideas.

[ Black Kid:] We need to pop a cap in his booty.

[ Chris Staggs:] NO! No popping caps in people's booties.

[ Black Kid:] That is whack.

[ Chris Staggs:] No that is acting like Gray.

[ Black Kid:] Oh yeah, sorry.

[ Chris Staggs:] Its okay. Any other ideas.

[ Some Kid:] Kidnap him, put him in a box and mail him to Budapest.

[ Chris Staggs:] Like on Garfield and Friends.

[ Some Kid:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Staggs:] AWESOME!

[ Father O'Keith:] Chris you won't be able to do that.

[ Chris Staggs:] Why?

[ Father O'Keith:] It isn't right.

[ Chris Staggs:] But I am saving the kids.

[ Father O'Keith:] There are kids in Budapest.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine we won't send Memphis to Budapest. Anyone else.

[ Random Kid:] Let's trick him.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! That is a great idea.

[ "Jesus' Kids":] YAY!!!!!!!!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] Now how are we going to trick him?

[ Random Kid:] Tie his shoes together.

[ Chris Staggs:] Can anyone tie good knots?

( No one speaks up. )

[ Chris Staggs:] That would have been a great trick.

[ Father O'Keith:] Right.

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[ Chris Staggs:] YEAH!!!

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] You didn't hear Jesus' idea?

[ Father O'Keith:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] You sure you are not deaf.

[ Father O'Keith:] I am sure.

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus said trick Gray into a closet and lock him in there till the match.

[ Father O'Keith:] How are you going to get Gray in the closet?

[ Chris Staggs:] Uh uh uh....Jesus?

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[ Chris Staggs:] WOW!

[ Father O'Keith:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] I SAID WOW!

[ Father O'Keith:] I mean what did "Jesus" say.

[ Chris Staggs:] You need to get your hearing check.

[ Father O'Keith:] Just tell me.

[ Chris Staggs:] He said tell Memphis that Ranma wants to meet him in the closet.

[ Father O'Keith:] You think Memphis is going to believe that?

[ Chris Staggs:] Why not? He does everything Ranma says anyway.

[ Father O'Keith:] But to meet him in the closet?

[ Chris Staggs:] We will have Jesus tell him, cause he will believe Jesus.

[ Father O'Keith:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Father O'Keith:] Now that you have that figured out, why don't you talk about the match.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine I will talk about my match at the pay per view against Memphis Gray ,but I don't know why I have to talk about him. He just tells me the same things every time I face him in a match . He says that I have only won the world title once out of eight times like I didn't already know that. I can count to eight. He says I don't deserve the title shot. Which Andrew Davis seems to disagree with. Then he goes off talking about NEW and DRWF then brings up FWF wrestlers. Which I haven't figured out why he brings them up. Why should I talk about him, I thought I covered all this in the first promo. Now though during all his promos it seems that he can't refrain from using bad words throughout it. Gray, why do you see it fit to curse? Can't you get your point across with out calling me a female dog or dropping the f-bomb? I guess not. You wonder why people don't want you to be champion. Simply you are a bad role model for their kids. That is the reason everyone is pulling for me to defeat you and take the title away. I can't help it that I am a lovable guy. I can't help it that I am a good role model. I can't help that Jesus chose me to be his very best friend. I am just the chosen one. Though you want to take me lightly. You think that I am going to choke like I have done in the past. You can't actually think that, can you? If you do then I bet you also believe that Scooby Doo and Shaggy aren't ever hungry. You see Jesus is the reason that I won't choke this time. Jesus has belief in me and I have belief in Jesus. Though it isn't just belief that makes me believe that I am not going to choke. Simply Memphis you have made Jesus really angry. You have chosen to corrupt kids' minds with your views and language. You have chosen to side with the devil. The devil has control of your mind. You probably made a deal with the devil to win the world title. Well maybe you made a deal to keep it after you won it by defeating Andrew Hurley. Your deal will be thrown out the window like an empty bubble gum wrapper as you drive down the road when Jesus shows up by my side at the pay per view. Now I need to take a second and tell the kids don't litter cause littering is bad. After you throw out the bubble wrapper you must stop the car, get out and grab the wrapper then throw it in the garbage. Just like we throw away anything Memphis Gray says when he continues to tell us about the FWF. Does he want me to start talking about Scooby Doo episodes. I mean it doesn't matter what Justin Goldman did or didn't do. Though I guess you are only talking about the FWF cause Ranma was in the FWF. You want to talk about him, that is fine, if you want to live in the world of Tyler McClelland and others. Heck that is why there is Michael Trey's HWF. Memphis, we don't need kids trying to resurrect themselves from the dead. I mean Jesus has had to preach to the kids constantly about how they can't come back from the dead and quit trying to kill themselves. Memphis you are starting to cause suicides. Please get over Ranma and quit telling us about him. Though I guess you might quit for a bit as you seem distracted by DRWF and NEW. You seem to not be very popular anywhere you show your face. It isn't cause people are jealous of you. No, it is cause of your attitude. You have a bad attitude. Heck you are making me think that you didn't make a deal with the devil but that you are the devil. You will be defeated by Jesus and I. Good versus Evil. Good always wins. I don't need to go back to my past. I don't need to know the past. I don't care if I have lost in title matches. Simply cause I haven't faced you in a world title match. Memphis Gray you can say you are not going to worry about me. You can think about Ranma, DRWF, and NEW all you want. You can refuse to change your ways ,but I know that Jesus is going to hit you where it hurts and that place is the IW World Title. Laugh at the statement ,but you will be the one looking up at Jesus and me after the match at the pay per view. You will be lower than Aqua man after I take the title from you. I will become the champion and lead a new era where kids will be pure and will not be corrupted. Now Gray you know and knowing is half the battle..........................................YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!!  

( Chris Staggs looks to his left where I guess "Jesus" is standing )

[ Chris Staggs:] You got my back.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Of course I have faith in you.

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[ Chris Staggs:] Good we need to get the title off Memphis.

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[ Chris Staggs:] This trick is going to be fool proof.

[ Father O'Keith:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] He won't know what hit him.

[ Father O'Keith:] Yes he will.

[ Chris Staggs:] How? Can he read my mind? OH MY GOD!!!

[ Father O'Keith:] No.

[ Chris Staggs:] Then how will he know.

[ Father O'Keith:] Maybe cause you just told your plan in front of a camera.

[ Chris Staggs:] Will he see this promo?

[ Father O'Keith:] Probably.

[ Chris Staggs:] Can't we tell him not watch the promo at the beginning.

[ Father O'Keith:] We could but would that stop him?

[ Chris Staggs:] I guess not.

[ Father O'Keith:] Yeah.

[ Chris Staggs:] So now we have to come up with a super top very very secret plan against Gray when the cameras are gone.

[ Father O'Keith:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs:] So when are the cameras going to leave.

[ Father O'Keith:] I guess when you tell them too.

[ Chris Staggs:] Jesus should I ask them to leave?

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[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah....

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[ Chris Staggs:] Didn't you hear him?

[ Camera Man:] No?

[ Chris Staggs:] Please leave.

( Chris Staggs begins to talk to "Jesus" and then walks over to the cult of first graders )

(END PROMO )